The Specials - manic depressive fronts a plodding bunch of pub rockers, ripping off random Prince Buster B-sides, and chucks in a load of sexist lyrics about 'slags', a 'little bitch' and a 'silly moo' (then writes some more shite about obsessively harrassing and stalking his ex-girlfriend, before throwing his toys out of the pram when she has a baby with someone she actually likes - probably because his replacement isn't a morose, irresponsible 'rude boy').
Slint - BORING.
The Fall - for fuck's sake, isn't 32 years long enough? It's like some moronic pub bore who follows you around, from town to town.