That site is genius
That site is genius
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Corpsey
bandz ahoy
Lol Tea. I read that cracked article recently. Some bizarre items in that list. Mr. Jack is absolutely horrifying. Sarlac.
nightmares
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
Toyota Put This Fascinating Photo in a Press Release About Electric Vehicles
Announcing a solid-state battery partnership, Toyota displayed the sand-like electrolyte in a glass vessel that looks like a butt plug.
futurism.com
"When announcing a solid-state battery partnership, Toyota displayed the sand-like electrolyte substance in a glass vessel that looks — apologies in advance — exactly like a butt plug."
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
Almost seems Pynchonian, like it should be the subject of a crude limerick.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
A pervert employed by Toyota,
Lacking shame (no, not an iota!),
Made vessels of glass,
Fit to go up your ass;
Now watch out for your rectal biota!
By far, the worst of these 'toys' I've ever seen must be...the WANKATRON. Spied this vile device in a seedy four-storey building in Tokyo's Akihabra district. Amidst the superhero cosplay gangbang DVDs, vaccum-packed sweaty schoolgirl socks, and T-shirts with a grainy pic of a toddler wearing shades and BABYFUCK scrawled over the top, sat the Wankatron - basically what the biggest pervert in school would have made with the science teacher's Robot Arm, given half the chance. An automated, vibrating, motorised hand for the most indolent of onanists. Truly the dream gift for a lazy wanker. Though I suppose it means you can scarf down a chicken shish and chips while watching bukkake. What next, Japan? A disembodied woman's head bouncing around the room offering to suck you off?
People ask me: what's the most harrowing thing I saw in Japan? Was it the cabinet at the Hiroshima Peace Museum, filled with grimy wristwatches all frozen at 8.15? Or the live sea slug slaughtered with a swift chop to the bonce? Or a man howling 'Saturday Night' by Bay City Rollers in a Yakuza-controlled karaoke parlour? No...none of these. The worst will always be that damnable power tool...the WANKATRON. Truly the most nauseating sex 'toy' ever conceived (though that bit in The Hunt For Britain's Paedophiles where they raid the nonce's house and find a cuddly toy with a dildo glued to its head comes pretty fucking close
)
People ask me: what's the most harrowing thing I saw in Japan? Was it the cabinet at the Hiroshima Peace Museum, filled with grimy wristwatches all frozen at 8.15? Or the live sea slug slaughtered with a swift chop to the bonce? Or a man howling 'Saturday Night' by Bay City Rollers in a Yakuza-controlled karaoke parlour? No...none of these. The worst will always be that damnable power tool...the WANKATRON. Truly the most nauseating sex 'toy' ever conceived (though that bit in The Hunt For Britain's Paedophiles where they raid the nonce's house and find a cuddly toy with a dildo glued to its head comes pretty fucking close
)Yeah
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
By far, the worst of these 'toys' I've ever seen must be...the WANKATRON. Spied this vile device in a seedy four-storey building in Tokyo's Akihabra district. Amidst the superhero cosplay gangbang DVDs, vaccum-packed sweaty schoolgirl socks, and T-shirts with a grainy pic of a toddler wearing shades and BABYFUCK scrawled over the top, sat the Wankatron - basically what the biggest pervert in school would have made with the science teacher's Robot Arm, given half the chance. An automated, vibrating, motorised hand for the most indolent of onanists. Truly the dream gift for a lazy wanker. Though I suppose it means you can scarf down a chicken shish and chips while watching bukkake. What next, Japan? A disembodied woman's head bouncing around the room offering to suck you off?
People ask me: what's the most harrowing thing I saw in Japan? Was it the cabinet at the Hiroshima Peace Museum, filled with grimy wristwatches all frozen at 8.15? Or the live sea slug slaughtered with a swift chop to the bonce? Or a man howling 'Saturday Night' by Bay City Rollers in a Yakuza-controlled karaoke parlour? No...none of these. The worst will always be that damnable power tool...the WANKATRON. Truly the most nauseating sex 'toy' ever conceived (though that bit in The Hunt For Britain's Paedophiles where they raid the nonce's house and find a cuddly toy with a dildo glued to its head comes pretty fucking close
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Not real alien eggs then? Laaaaame.
