Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
The "mouth writing cheques" line reminds me of another great one: "Your ass is grass and I'm the mower", which manages to sound both comically threatening and rather gay.
I can't quite shake the certainty that 'petard' (a small bomb; grenade) - as in "Hoisted by one's own petard" is actually French for 'fart'. In fact that phrase ought to mean "Stunk out by one's own bum-burp".
I can't quite shake the certainty that 'petard' (a small bomb; grenade) - as in "Hoisted by one's own petard" is actually French for 'fart'. In fact that phrase ought to mean "Stunk out by one's own bum-burp".
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