Unfortunate names

[Mr. Tea]

Oh god, it's infinitely worse than I could have possibly foreseen.

clopper - Wiktionary, the free dictionary

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Urban Dictionary: Clopper

n- Sexual Gratification or Erotica involving ponies, specifically ponies seen in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Generally, the person masturbating to pony erotica is considered the Clopper.

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[shakahislop]

Oh come on, we both know you could just make some shit up like Hairy Clopper and the Philosopher's Bone and then Google it and it would probably turn out to be one of the actual titles.

close tea

from the thumbnail i really hope this isn't porn

 

[shakahislop]

i want everyone to know that william kent added, deleted, added and then deleted again some pornographic confessions as a response to my previous post, it was some kind of guinea pigs which had been assigned harry potter characters based thing i think

 

[william_kent]

shame on you shaka

for

"kink shaming"

edit: I've deleted some inappropriate material, but it was all funny, trust me, I own a Throbbing Gristle greatest hits album

 

[IdleRich]

Yes... shame on you for kicking a man when he's... well, possibly up in fact but let's move on.

I saw a list of porn films that had been adapted from real film names. Many were quite witty but the one that stuck in my head was for the exact opposite reason. There is a film which I've never seen called A River Runs Through It, I don't even know what it's about but I'm guessing some kind of epic drama/romance type thing. Anyway someone with absolutely minimum effort or wit bastardised it to... A Dick Runs Through It.

I was gonna say you might as well go Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Dick but that's much better. In fact I tried replacing random words with "dick" in every film I could think of and none were as dumb as that - including Dick by Christopher Nolan and the new Greta Gerwig blockbuster Dick.

 

[shakahislop]

in the spirit of kicking a man when he's up, last night william kent had posted a picture of some kind of plastic feeding tube with rats in it and a sort of poem about fifty guinea pigs running into someone's bum, and now he's deleted it

 

[Mr. Tea]

There are some gay porn films with great titles - famously Shaving Ryan's Privates, of course, but apparently also Men In Black (Men).

 

[Mr. Tea]

sort of poem about fifty guinea pigs running into someone's bum, and now he's deleted it

I don't suppose one of them was playing a miniature tuba and wearing a hat?

 

[Mr. Tea]

I suppose we should be grateful it's not called Lighty McLightface.

Northern Lights: What is Steve and why is it different to an aurora borealis?

The rare phenomenon illuminates skies across the north-east of England and parts of Scotland.

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[hucks]

Young Boozer

 

[maxi]

 

[IdleRich]

Apparently this guy was just on the radio... it's pronounced as you'd hope and so he is effectively an archaeologist called Professor Skulll

 

[maxi]

 

[Mr. Tea]

The guy who this dreadful Tolkien pastiche is apparently called 'Demetrious Polychron', and I have to say, it's just something someone called Demetrious Polychron would do, isn't it?

 

[william_kent]

The guy who this dreadful Tolkien pastiche is apparently called 'Demetrious Polychron', and I have to say, it's just something someone called Demetrious Polychron would do, isn't it?

 

[Mr. Tea]

I'm not going to read that, it might make me retch.

 

[william_kent]

Tom Bombadil makes you sick?

shame on you

 

[Mr. Tea]

There's only so much hey-nonny-nonny a man can take, you know?

 

[Mr. Tea]

Can we extend the premise of this thread from people to places?

Rectum, Netherlands - Wikipedia

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[woops]

Can we extend the premise of this thread from people to places?

Rectum, Netherlands - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

what do you expect in nether regions