oasis split thank fuck for that

[Benny Bunter]

Proper band, proper lads

 

[Benny Bunter]

Proper choons

 

[thirdform]

Proper band, proper lads

no that's Yes.

Insane technicality and grandiosity of concept with a stakhanovite work ethic whilst hating each others guts and touring non-stop. and jon anderson played for Accrington Stanley. proper prole band. none of that 90s rnr revival crap!

 

[Benny Bunter]

 

[thirdform]

Proper choons

knew you were a tory crossdresser. no shame, like. just admit it to yourself!

‘Oh, Jim bought me a tie and Chris and David got me a book of crime stories and an L.P. record of Tchaikovsky’s Pathetic Symphony.’

‘My, my,’ she says, lifting her eyebrows. ‘Haven’t we gone Highbrow lately!’

This niggles me no end. She’s so satisfied that these yawping crooners are the last word.

‘Well, what’s wrong with it?’ I say. ‘It was written for people to like, wasn’t it? What’s wrong with me liking it?’

‘Oh, nothing at all. Only there’s lots of people who pretend to like that kind of thing just because they think it makes them Somebody.’

‘You know me better than that.’

She shrugs. ‘Oh, if you like it you’re welcome to it. Personally I can’t stand it. I like something with a tune.’

‘But there’s bags of tunes in Tchaikovsky,’ I say. ‘You can’t get away from ’em…’ I stop. Be damned if I’m going to defend myself for liking something that’s worth something instead of the latest boy wonder from Clacknecuddenthistle who gets on television because he happens to have a check shirt and a guitar and a lot of bloody cheek.

 

[Mr. Tea]

and jon anderson played for Accrington Stanley.

Oo are theh?

 

[thirdform]

Oasis can't make a properly dialectical music.

it's too contented with itself. just wallow in the contradictions. no resolution. no sublation. no war but not even chaos like certain euro free improv types. just relentless affirmation. it's like the rock version of the vapid joey negro house Luke hates.

 

[subvert47]

Definitely Maybe is a million times better.

Listening to that now – and, no, it isn't. And jeez, the drumming is shit.

 

[subvert47]

Pssst: the shocking truth is you never had to listen to it in the first place.

As perhaps was indicated by the fact that I've never listened to it before

 

[subvert47]

Try Be Here Now next if you really want an endurance test. If you manage to get through all of that you deserve a gold medal.

Had to google that. Ah, it's another Oasis album. No, I don't think I'll bother, thanks 😘

 

[subvert47]

Just because you sell lots of records, it doesn't mean to say you're any good.

Spot on there anyway, Noel

 

[Murphy]

 

[Corpsey]

Well, there is one reason I would stick up for them, and it's this gorgeous song.

What was this

 

[0bleak]

I always thought they were a joke band that people in the uk must have thought that only we were stupid enough to listen to them.
I mean, a song taken from a coke commercial - really?!

 

[...]

What was this

'Digsy's Dinner'

 

[Corpsey]

Oh yeah that's good, 'we'll have lasaaaaagnyaaaaaa'

That and 'married with children' have a bit of tongue-in-cheek humour to them that most oasis songs don't, esp as they got too big for their parkas

 

[thirdform]

Had to google that. Ah, it's another Oasis album. No, I don't think I'll bother, thanks 😘

lol benny b got into tech house in 2014 20 years after the fact just cos datwun was evangelising about it, I wouldn't trust his taste one bit.

 

[thirdform]

tech house is for geezers like trilliam in their 20s at the time, not for a decrepit 38 year old in Spain retiring to deal with his Gonorrhea or whatever.

I even had a tech house phase when I was 18

 

[thirdform]

even that booka shade song mark radford and everyone else was raving about in deep tech was better in 2009 with the next hype ds1 mashup.

But benita has no love for Tempz, like a typical fact mag reader.

 

[0bleak]

This could genuinely be Oasis if you slowed it down a notch, bet Oasis practiced it relentlessly

I had to slow it down by 50% to get that baggy bumhole sound.