F A N T A S I E S

[sus]

I yearn for little Greek boys in white linens blown in the wind on white washed Mediterranean rooves under clotheslines with the westerlies blowing through their brown curls.

 

[sus]

These are my kids obviously. This is a domestic scene. Get your mind out of the gutter that's disgusting.

 

[Clinamenic]

These are my kids obviously. This is a domestic scene. Get your mind out of the gutter that's disgusting.

...So no Gus' Big Fat Greek Trafficking Ring?

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

I yearn for little Greek boys in white linens blown in the wind on white washed Mediterranean rooves under clotheslines with the westerlies blowing through their brown curls.

 

[Mr. Tea]

He said "boys", not "girls", you disgusting freak.

 

[sus]

He said "boys", not "girls", you disgusting freak.

That's right, I would never have a daughter, for reasons Professor Peterson carefully explains

 

[Mr. Tea]

So no one else here fantasizes about creating and operating planetary bureaucracies?

I'm guessing you used to play Sid Meier's Civilization a lot?

 

[shiels]

The renaissance man is a common one for me too , the Wikipedia page Shiels is an artist, surgeon, musician, ex prisoner, comedian, athlete, sex champion, forum poster, general lord, writer, politician, actor, activist,

 

[Mr. Tea]

The renaissance man is a common one for me too , the Wikipedia page Shiels is an artist, surgeon, musician, ex prisoner, comedian, athlete, sex champion, forum poster, general lord, writer, politician, actor, activist,

Wall-mounted cabinet proudly displaying medals from the Sex Olympics.

 

[Clinamenic]

This AI-generated? I’m impressed it included that ascii wrist tattoo

 

[version]

This AI-generated? I’m impressed it included that ascii wrist tattoo

It's an Italian girl that sent some guy on Twitter off on a bizarre tangent about how the Greeks and Romans were into boys because they all looked like that in their day.

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

I'm glad Version is so often on hand to Community Notes my posts.

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

I thought sus was alluding to the Gio Scotti phenomenon in his post, top of page.

 

[version]

I just had a look at her Insta and here's a sample of the comments.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Anyway, back to F A N T A S I E S.

One of mine is that I've made a tune, had it pressed to 12", and a DJ plays it in a 700-capacity London club. People are going completely nuts for it and are incredulous when I tell them I made the tune.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Anyway, back to F A N T A S I E S.

One of mine is that I've made a tune, had it pressed to 12", and a DJ plays it in a 700-capacity London club. People are going completely nuts for it and are incredulous when I tell them I made the tune.

Oh, hang on, that actually happened, didn't it?

 

[Clinamenic]

I'm guessing you used to play Sid Meier's Civilization a lot?

You would think so, right? But surprisingly not.

 

[Mr. Tea]

You would think so, right? But surprisingly not.

Did you code your own, far superior, alternative, by any chance?

 

[Corpsey]

Anyway, back to F A N T A S I E S.

One of mine is that I've made a tune, had it pressed to 12", and a DJ plays it in a 700-capacity London club. People are going completely nuts for it and are incredulous when I tell them I made the tune.

I don't do this so much anymore but when I used to listen to dance music a lot I'd often picture people dancing to it in an idealised club and I probably did that for some of the tunes I made on Reason.

 

[Corpsey]

i remember as a child, walking through stratford shopping centre, it was always busy, and id imagine i was some kind of 'crowd-weaving champion' and i'd have a commentary running admiring my work as I wove through the crowds at a frantic pace.

love this