The Great British Wank Bank

[luka]

'poetic'

 

[Mr. Tea]

'poetic'

Well it's not a euphemism or a metaphor, nor is it a kenning, and I can't use the word 'simile' without feeling like I'm a GCSE student.

 

[woops]

it is a masterly euphemism, link the story tea i can't find it on you're blog

 

[luka]

post it here. hurry up tea.

 

[Mr. Tea]

It'll make more sense if you've read The King in Yellow, or are at least familiar with the basic premise.

The Fall of the House of Hali

Camilla: You, sir, should unmask. Stranger: Indeed? Cassilda: Indeed, it’s time. We have all laid aside disguise but you. Stranger: I wear no mask. Camilla: (Terrified, aside to Cassilda.) No…

dointhelambethwarp.wordpress.com

 

[woops]

is that a quotation of Poe at the start there tea?

 

[Mr. Tea]

is that a quotation of Poe at the start there tea?

Robert W. Chambers.

The King in Yellow - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

The book is from 1895 but it got back into the best-seller lists a few years ago because it was heavily referenced in the first series of True Detective.

 

[woops]

wicked lines

 

[luka]

It'll make more sense if you've read The King in Yellow, or are at least familiar with the basic premise.

The Fall of the House of Hali

Camilla: You, sir, should unmask. Stranger: Indeed? Cassilda: Indeed, it’s time. We have all laid aside disguise but you. Stranger: I wear no mask. Camilla: (Terrified, aside to Cassilda.) No…

dointhelambethwarp.wordpress.com

not as much of a laugh as id hoped. only one sexy bit in it, with the fur.

 

[Mr. Tea]

not as much of a laugh as id hoped. only one sexy bit in it, with the fur.

I'm not the one who built it up as an 'erotic tale'!

 

[Mr. Tea]

At least @woops appreciates fine literature when he reads it.

 

[luka]

i was going to do a thread called the erotic art of mr tea and have loads of hilarious sexy excerpts

 

[woops]

At least @woops appreciates fine literature when he reads it.

AT LAST

 

[Mr. Tea]

Out of the set of stories I wrote around that time, this is one of those I like the best.

Death and Rebirth

SCENE 1 (MONTAGE): Rod Hull and Emu, as imagined in everyday life. Emu is very much a living and wholly organic part of Rod Hull: he takes part in Rod’s every activity. We see the two of them…

dointhelambethwarp.wordpress.com

 

[Mr. Tea]

i was going to do a thread called the erotic art of mr tea and have loads of hilarious sexy excerpts

Sorry. One brief and not-very-humorous muff-diving scene is all you're getting.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Has there ever been a successful marriage of eroticism and humour? It just makes me think of things that end up being neither sexy nor funny, like the Carry On films, or those execrable 'porno parodies'.

 

[WashYourHands]

Out of the set of stories I wrote around that time, this is one of those I like the best.

Death and Rebirth

SCENE 1 (MONTAGE): Rod Hull and Emu, as imagined in everyday life. Emu is very much a living and wholly organic part of Rod Hull: he takes part in Rod’s every activity. We see the two of them…

dointhelambethwarp.wordpress.com

Emu fisted to death

 

[Mr. Tea]

Emu fisted to death

Oh no, he's very much the dominant partner here.

 

[woops]

i want to see @linebaugh get to work on the great yank wank bank.

 

[IdleRich]

@Mr. Tea has also written a sexy story and to be fair to him it wasn't quite as bad as AdB

Did it make Little Woops stand to attention?