The Great British Wank Bank

[luka]

Lucy pinder was also the one for me. Does that mean corpsey is a late bloomer?

some of these ladies have surprisingly long careers

 

[Mr. Tea]

Hats off to whoever added "israeli occupation of the wank bank", btw.

 

[luka]

i see pinder started her career in 2003 so you might be right actually corpse would have been about 17

 

[linebaugh]

i see pinder started her career in 2003 so you might be right actually corpse would have been about 17

Thats what I was thinking. He could have graduated on to normal pornagraphy by that point

 

[luka]

mr tea was big into abi titmus too. partly cos her name is like a pun.

 

[Mr. Tea]

mr tea was big into abi titmus too. partly cos her name is like a pun.

Great name for a 'glamour model', but she never did much for me. I had to Google her even remind myself what she looks like.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Who was top of your list then, @luka?

 

[luka]

not into any of them. in my day the big names were samantha fox and linda lusardi

 

[luka]

then you had the FHM years. with jo guest etc

 

[luka]

the glory years of the uk glamour model in many respects. glossy pages. more opportunities than just page 3.

 

[linebaugh]

Kate upton actually was the last person I can recall becoming famous purely for having big breasts in america. Probably wont happen again either. We dont have a designated class for them. The closest I can think of is 'video girls' from rap music videos. Sydney sweeney is a little like this but she is still first an actress. Social media has made creating space for them in mainstream spaces unneccesary

 

[luka]

theres a homely approachable quality to the uk glamour model. its part of the thesis of this thread. theyre not supposed to look like goddesses.

 

[linebaugh]

That was why they originally came up. The british dont do 'sexy,' theyre too silly.

 

[luka]

thats it, in a nutshell.

 

[luka]

similar to how you cant have a british intellectual either. its a contradiction in terms.

 

[luka]

who did you grow up wanking to @woops

 

[woops]

i don't remember having many wanks tbh

 

[WashYourHands]

@Little-Woops

 

[woops]

might have one in a minute though. I'm adopting a new fitness regime whereby i have a wank at random intervals throughout the day wherever i happen to be. aiming for at least 115 a day.

 

[Clinamenic]

might have one in a minute though. I'm adopting a new fitness regime whereby i have a wank at random intervals throughout the day wherever i happen to be. aiming for at least 115 a day.

At this rate, it might make more sense to think in terms of intervals between pauses of wanking.