Edmunds £375 poetry haul a catalouge

[WashYourHands]

FINALLY!

Rupert needs an anthem

 

[luka]

 

[Mr. Tea]

I can't begin to imagine what's gone so badly wrong in Cuthbert's life to make him like this.

 

[WashYourHands]

a defining “no” then, semi-forgivable after backing into a corner

imagine all the possible time spent with a son but chose instead spending 3 years arguing with a proverbial matador like Biscetti

God Save The Rochester!

 

[woops]

God Save The Rochester!

yes, back to saving internationally famed historical sites

 

[linebaugh]

@linebaugh if you dont sign by 9pm edmund says hes going to do a google review of your business saying you use hepatitus needles and you gave him hepatitus also you spelled Pussy Hound wrong on his tattoo

Sign what?

 

[woops]

Sign what?

this petition to save a holy place dear to the hearts of all right thinking residents of hackney and the world.

 

[woops]

but it's already gone 9 so your in big trouble @linebaugh.

 

[luka]

tea and hands can you post height, weight and reach for the tale of the tape please.

 

[WashYourHands]

we have low-t shitbeard Mr fuckin Tea bedecked completely in Fjällräven with some sewer rat scent for insulting the dead, and then myself

a £ wager, perhaps, to entice Rupert out of his pun-cave

cash’ll work, never been easier to book a site/venue only to be followed by endless smoke-screening apologies



Oh Shitbeard. Yes, you



God Save The Rochester!

 

[WashYourHands]

GOD SAVE THE ROCHESTER!

 

[WashYourHands]

He looks frail, stooped, no timber of note

I mean he’s clearly very proud of his baps but a long Covid shadow appears to have stolen significant vitality

 

[WashYourHands]

and emailing our Rotherhithe embassy staff said petition so this friction at least added approx 4 more signatures to the overall tally

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

The moon and bell spoons in my home town closed recently. It was a literal meat market, stolen cuts could be bought from shoplifters most afternoons. Always busy and never any trouble, it was a big loss for that end of town. I hope the Rochester can be saved.

 

[Mr. Tea]

tea and hands can you post height, weight and reach for the tale of the tape please.

Wash is obviously about five foot nothing and nine stone. He's got the personality of one of those yappy little dogs that thinks it's the alpha male of a wild wolf pack, that you'd love to toe-punt through the air like a rugby ball.

Edit: actually, he's got one of those shit little dogs, hasn't he, so it all fits.

 

[WashYourHands]

Wash is obviously about five foot nothing and nine stone. He's got the personality of one of those yappy little dogs that thinks it's the alpha male of a wild wolf pack, that you'd love to toe-punt through the air like a rugby ball.

Toe punting rugby balls? Ffs, SPIRAL BOMBS MF

Rupert trying to back out of the dance invitation quicker than a flaccid cock in the cold

#expected

 

[WashYourHands]

GOD SAVE THE ROCHESTER!

 

[mixed_biscuits]

@woops I hear there's a facebook group that arranges for people to buy pints for unsuspecting strangers in far-flung spoonses. This apparently a somewhat popular movement. Maybe they can help since a pre-requisite for buying a pint is somewhere to buy it.

 

[woops]

I've heard of this game

 

[luka]

theres a brilliant bit where the busted up camaro transforms into a really flash one and the sexy girl swoons