edmund and lukee meet gus

[luka]

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[linebaugh]

Has he said anything about me Ian or Stan? What’s he said

 

[yyaldrin]

this is gonna be so great, is he still alive?

 

[sus]

The cherry sour was special

 

[sus]

Could drink those all night long and die happy in the gutter

 

[Mr. Tea]

I want to know whether Gus did, in fact, get drunk, or merely say WOOP a lot.

like i saidon here b4 americans dont get drunk they just say WOOP alot.

 

[luka]

Has he said anything about me Ian or Stan? What’s he said

all we talked about all night was you and Ian Champion.

 

[sus]

Luke flirted with a handsome (Afro-American expat, altho of course his race not important) bartender. But he was just incredibly thick. The densest man I've ever met. I gave him six quid for a £5.70 drink and it took him several minutes to figure out change. He pawed at the cash register for a while trying different coin combinations and eventually had to take out his phone calculator. I couldn't understand what the heron saw in him. But now I think it's about magicianship reveling in its own dexterity

 

[sus]

Yes that's true Luke wasn't very interested in me, I wasn't offended really, but all he could talk about was Ian Champion. Clearly some sort of hex-like psychic transference occured and it's messed with his head ever since. Edmund too.

 

[sus]

@luka youll be relieved to know that after some forensic research, Ive learned that you probably did not pee on Ian champions luggage

 

[Mr. Tea]

Luke flirted with a handsome (Afro-American expat, altho of course his race not important) bartender. But he was just incredibly thick. The densest man I've ever met. I gave him six quid for a £5.70 drink and it took him several minutes to figure out change. He pawed at the cash register for a while trying different coin combinations and eventually had to take out his phone calculator. I couldn't understand what the heron saw in him. But now I think it's about magicianship reveling in its own dexterity

TBF it's probably tricky to use UK coinage when you're used to coins called sensible things like 'nickel' and 'quarter', while we perversely insist on giving them obscure nicknames like '10p'.

Also I'm impressed at there being anywhere in London in 2024 where you can get a drink for under 6 quid (assuming this wasn't a Spoons).

 

[luka]

The cherry sour was special

they do a damson one too thats just as good. i liked that bottle of wine a lot too. thats what sensible drinkers do. they prioritise quality over quangtity.

 

[sus]

Has he said anything about me Ian or Stan? What’s he said

"I quite understand limbaugh's decision to marry... You go through the whole process once, you know, convincing a girl to let you... Well it's a lot of work, maybe the first time it works you say, That's it for me, that's enough"

 

[luka]

i've got 46p left in my account.

 

[sus]

Edmund went home last night with a woman under each arm. One of them was 26. The other was twice that.

 

[sus]

His sex charisma is mad. Luke said he's never been rejected or humiliated and he can pick up a new pair each night like that, nothing special even. Not even any work, just a few words. Old school charm. Cigar and whisky and smooth jazz

 

[luka]

things like that you cant explain. some people just have 'it'

 

[Mr. Tea]

Edmund went home last night with a woman under each arm. One of them was 26. The other was twice that.

You wouldn't think from the look of him that he was that strong.

 

[sus]

Actually, they were holding him up 😂

 

[Mr. Tea]

Actually, they were holding him up 😂

Every part of his body but one shutting down under the deluge of ethanol.