Cuntishness

[nomadthethird]

haha 'bad to the bone' - yeah serj wasn't too keen about people sleeping with his girl. i don't think he knew about our little tryst (one time deal when she visited me in new mexico), but i know she was kind of with this other guy and serj got in a fist fight with him outside a theater one night in hollywood.

i never met serj but we were kind of friends by proxy. he posted one of the articles i wrote for disinformation on the soad website back in the day. i've always been appreciative for that.



no it's because i'm enormously endowed

serj tankian has a solo album out now, no? i believe one of the singles was quite a hit this summer...

i can't stand jealousy. to me it is the ugliest worst thing in a person. my boyfriend is the cool shit and does not have a jealous bone in his body, which is probably a lot of why i like him. i've noticed guys with a bigger natural talent don't get as hung up on jealousy but that could just be my experience.

if you're living with someone, cheating is a little more inconsiderate, but if i'm not going to around for a while, i don't care if my bf sleeps with someone as long as he uses a condom.

 

[nomadthethird]

Great timing: my housemate just came home and turned on the telly, Terminator is just starting on ITV2 with that awesome 'Bad To The Bone' song on it when he rides off from the bikers' bar where he's just beaten the shit out of everyone.

Lol at AN's cuckolding of the dude from SOAD, I remember liking them when I was 18 - heh, I was young and foolish, what can I say?

My best friend from high school is married to a guy who went to RPI, which is like NY's MIT, and when I was there visiting all of those guys were way into SoaD. I think it's a sciences thing.

 

[Mr. Tea]

My best friend from high school is married to a guy who went to RPI, which is like NY's MIT, and when I was there visiting all of those guys were way into SoaD. I think it's a sciences thing.

Ironic, given there's that song on their second album (the last one I bought) that goes "Science is killing our Mother Earth.." or somesuch cringeworthy pap.

 

[nomadthethird]

Ironic, given there's that song on their second album (the last one I bought) that goes "Science is killing our Mother Earth.." or somesuch cringeworthy pap.

fetishistic disavowal?

 

[Mr. Tea]

And another thing... because they couldn't find the culprit, it was announced in the next morning assembly that they'd found "those responsible" and that they were in "big trouble, so nobody had better try anything similar, take this as a warning to the rest of you, considering criminal charges" etc, etc...

"Criminal charges", WTF? Publicly broadcasting obscenities to minors? 'Vandalism' of a tape by recording over it for a few seconds? Laughable.

 

[zhao]

i have cheated, i have lied, i have maimed (maybe killed - yes a human). but none of it was "cuntish".

 

[nomadthethird]

i have cheated, i have lied, i have maimed (maybe killed - yes a human). but none of it was "cuntish".

I tried to keep mine "internet friendly", since I was basically attacked and accused of being a sick fuck for turning down a guy (who would later be my bf) after hours and hours of rolling, on Dissensus once.

("Congrats on being a girl" I was told...)

I'd probably provoke a collective hissy fit if I were comprehensive about listing all of my best cuntish episodes.

 

[Slothrop]

i have cheated, i have lied, i have maimed

For some reason I expected that sentence to end "I think there is something wrong with my liver."

 

[IdleRich]

i have cheated, i have lied, i have maimed (maybe killed - yes a human). but none of it was "cuntish".

Think Zhao is right here, for me cuntishness isn't about revenge or something, it has to be unprovoked and unreasoned nastiness. Getting someone back for something, even if you get them back too hard isn't cuntishness, that's getting carried away. That thing with the nettles, I forget who said it, that's being a cunt.
Swears' story was fucking great but it doesn't fit in here - not to say that I wouldn't have tried to sneak it in at the first opportunity if it were mine.

I tried to keep mine "internet friendly", since I was basically attacked and accused of being a sick fuck for turning down a guy (who would later be my bf) after hours and hours of rolling, on Dissensus once.

What does hours and hours of rolling mean?

 

[swears]

Swears' story was fucking great but it doesn't fit in here - not to say that I wouldn't have tried to sneak it in at the first opportunity if it were mine.

I was starting to tell this story to a local girl at a party once and she rolled her eyes and said "God, I've heard that story off boys from your school about ten times".

 

[IdleRich]

I was starting to tell this story to a local girl at a party once and she rolled her eyes and said "God, I've heard that story off boys from your school about ten times".

Familiarity breeds contempt - it's still a great story.

 

[petergunn]

by me: sleeping with innumerable wives, fiances, girlfriends, etc. girls always pick me to cheat on their guys with.

not for nothing, but exclusively (or extensively) sleeping with "taken" people is a major charector flaw...

 

[nomadthethird]

Think Zhao is right here, for me cuntishness isn't about revenge or something, it has to be unprovoked and unreasoned nastiness. Getting someone back for something, even if you get them back too hard isn't cuntishness, that's getting carried away. That thing with the nettles, I forget who said it, that's being a cunt.
Swears' story was fucking great but it doesn't fit in here - not to say that I wouldn't have tried to sneak it in at the first opportunity if it were mine.


What does hours and hours of rolling mean?

What does cuntishness mean then? I guess I have no idea. It's not a common idiom over here.

Rolling means chewing up a few too many triple stacks of ecstasy over a couple of days.

 

[nomadthethird]

not for nothing, but exclusively (or extensively) sleeping with "taken" people is a major charector flaw...

in a way, it seems like it could be a sign of regressive "low-demand" relationship seeking...like porn addiction or strip club frequenting

but i would say most women i know cheat because they're unhappy in a relationship (this is probably why men cheat, too), and they tend to look for someone who seems fun and different in key ways from their significant other

but also it's always easy to find someone who is looking for an opportunity

especially in bars

 

[nomadthethird]

A quick review of the nettles story seems to indicate that cuntishness means complete and utter unabashed sadism? Or am I way off?

 

[straight]

ah now this more like the dissensus we know and love, a fervent deconstruction of the semiotics of 'being a cunt'

You are all bloody horrible by the way. all my unpleasant episodes were generally genital led but there is a general air of sadism going on here

 

[BareBones]

That thing with the nettles, I forget who said it, that's being a cunt.

A quick review of the nettles story seems to indicate that cuntishness means complete and utter unabashed sadism? Or am I way off?

Hooray! I qualify. And as a sadist, too.

 

[BareBones]

i'd just like to add in my defence - as i'm now apprehensive about being thought of as the most horrible cunt here - that i was only 14/15 at the time, i wasn't actually the one doing the physical nettle-lashing, and i've not intentionally caused harm, or participated in causing harm, to anyone since then... i'm a nice boy really

 

[STN]

I sold one of my best mates a record for a fiver that i had bought for 79p the day before. It was produced by Jonathan King as well.

 

[BareBones]

you should've filled the sleeve with stinging nettles and bic razors