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Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
I've got Revolting Cocks' Big Sexy Land on the earphones at the moment, and that album has a lot of Prince-by-way-of-the-Robocop-soundtrack priapic nastiness...can't say I've ever tried it in the heat of the moment, though.
 
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bassbeyondreason

Chtonic Fatigue Syndrome
Depends on the setting.

Happy Hardcore for the back seat of a Ford Fiesta on an industrial estate in Sunderland.

Joy Division for the dishevelled flat of a kooky art student with weird scars and visible ribs.

Diamanda Galas for those times when you're getting it on in the centre of a giant crown of thorns surrounded by wailing Armenian children and pillars of burning salt.
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
bassbeyondreason said:
Depends on the setting.

Happy Hardcore for the back seat of a Ford Fiesta on an industrial estate in Sunderland.

Joy Division for the dishevelled flat of a kooky art student with weird scars and visible ribs.

Diamanda Galas for those times when you're getting it on in the centre of a giant crown of thorns surrounded by wailing Armenian children and pillars of burning salt.
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Ahahaha. :)

Throbbing Gristle for a Holocaust memorial/severe burns unit encounter.

Add N To (X) for the downstairs showroom of a Tottenham Court Road electronics store until you get chased out by an irate middle-aged Sikh.

Gary Glitter for...actually, nah.
 
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josef k.

Dangerous Mystagogue
i want to hold your hand, heard through the door from the toilets of a youth club in leeds. burial, masturbating grimly to S+M porn on the internet, from a tower in peckham. kings of convenience in the loft of a rich girl in singapore.
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
'Big Spender' for when you've lost your job, your wife, your car and your house and have splashed your last fifty quid in the world on a chunky 40-ish bottle-blonde hooker who turns out to have a bigger dick than you do and you just think "Ah, what the hell...".
 
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josef k.

Dangerous Mystagogue
a sound recording of the organic sounds of wet slapping flesh, slurping, lapping, and of course panting, dirty talk, orgasmic groaning, furniture being shifted methodically, etc, while you and your partner remain totally silent.
 
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DJ PIMP

Well-known member
oh, we'd just be emulating it into a microphone, like

unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf
shmek shplap shlup plupff
squeak er squeak er squeak er squeak er

fuck me you fucking fuck fucker

oohererererrrrrrrrOOOOROORRUUUUAAAGHHHHHHHH...

yawn

night love, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
jonny mugwump said:
bar the dirty talking, that's very lovecraftian don't you think?
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If anyone here fancies yelling "Iä! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat with a thousand young!" at their partner at the crucial moment - please do let us know what kind of response you get, eh?
 
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bassbeyondreason

Chtonic Fatigue Syndrome
Can we turn this into the sex music anecdotes thread?

I had gay sex while listening to Buju Banton.
I had straight sex while listening to the Brainbombs.

I get the coolest partners...
 
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