padraig (u.s.)
a monkey that will go ape
M.I.A. being a sassy sidekick for Madonna
well MIA, not Gaga or Nicki or whoever, has always been Madonna's real spiritual heir*. they're both pop culture vampires whose ravenous thirst for relevance requires them to continuously suck dry the creative juices of underground culture. Madonna didn't invent that hustle (see: Bowie, David) but she perfected it. she's the vampire queen. Maya has an agitpop angle that Madonna never did, ok, but it's the same shit, just updated for the social media generation (Madonna will always be trapped in the bygone age of Shep Pettibone 12" remixes + the Danceteria). Madonna pilfered Paradise Garage post-disco, vogue, krumping...MIA has the Tamil Tigers, Arab Spring + global bass musics pastiche drizzled in white guitar music to make it palatable for Pfork festival attendees. that shit is just endlessly loathsome, for real.
oh also I know most people here could care less about (U.S.) football but Madonna is the halftime act for today's Super Bowl (I'm taking the Patriots. never bet against a vengeful Belichick) thus continuing it's tradition of dragging out the dessicated corpses of old pop stars (except for the year they had Prince + his penis guitar, that was awesome).