Imaginary Gangs

STN

sou'wester
I'm a former soldier of both The Hampton Wick Crips and Tha Strawberry Hill Punx.

Has anyone been in a crapper gang than either of those?
 

crackerjack

Well-known member
Oh dear.


The Lewes Rebel Army - we made the front page of the local paper for turning the cross upside down at easter. (Satanic cult in our midst)

And for superglueing the lock on the Tory Party offices.

I seek forgiveness and request a bit of shoplifting to be taken into consideration.
 

john eden

male pale and stale
I was excluded from an imaginary gang once, at primary school.

That may have been the birth of my anti-authoriatarian tendencies.
 

matt b

Indexing all opinion
I was once invited to join the Kaliber Krew.

In order to join you had to drink a can of Kaliber in one go.

Number of members at that time: 1*

I declined



*I doubt it increased much
 

swears

preppy-kei
I remember seeing the initials "MTBH" scrawled around the Wirral lot as a kid. I found out this stood for "Meols Tennis Ball Heads" a super-hard scally crew so called because of their "number two all over" haircuts.

I used to be part of a little group of lads whos sole aim seemed to be to trespass on as much land as possible until someone or other would inevitably chase us away with a dog. Didn't have a name though.
 

STN

sou'wester
I used to be part of a little group of lads whos sole aim seemed to be to trespass on as much land as possible until someone or other would inevitably chase us away with a dog. Didn't have a name though.

which brings us rather nicely to the topic of garden hopping.
 

mistersloane

heavy heavy monster sound
When I was 6, I was top dog of the Paddingtons. We ended up in a war with the Babies, which my best mate and number-2-in-the-Ps had formed in competition with us! The snake.

SE21! Whut!
 
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Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
I was once invited to join the Kaliber Krew.

In order to join you had to drink a can of Kaliber in one go.

Number of members at that time: 1*

I declined



*I doubt it increased much

I like to think of this as a sort of proto-straight edge thing.
 

john eden

male pale and stale
The Radlett Bloods? The St Albans Rockers? Who did this to you?

I'm not sure if they had a name but a variety of tactics were employed by my so-called friends to exclude me from social gatherings, including the fact that they were now a gang for people who had walking boots (or proto DMs or something), I think (which I didn't).

I suppose we were probably about nine. I burst out laughing and walked off, so fair play to the nine year old me.

These exclusion/inclusion tactics carried on into secondary school (with a little light violence for the excluded) at which point I decided they were a bunch of wankers and went off and made friends with some people who had been to a different primary.
 

john eden

male pale and stale
Bet you blubbed later, though.

I'm sure I did during some of the other incidents but I think with this one I went home a bit confused and explained it all to my parents, whereupon we all fell about laughing.

A couple of years later said crew tried to beat me up for getting 10 out of 10 in a chemistry test, though, which was a salutary lesson for me.
 

crackerjack

Well-known member
I'm sure I did during some of the other incidents but I think with this one I went home a bit confused and explained it all to my parents, whereupon we all fell about laughing.

A couple of years later said crew tried to beat me up for getting 10 out of 10 in a chemistry test, though, which was a salutary lesson for me.

If they'd been a smart gang they'd have brought you back as bomb maker
 

john eden

male pale and stale
And here's the evidence.

http://www.evilwaves.com/issues/00032/content/print/viva_00032_25.html

http://www.evilwaves.com/issues/00032/content/print/viva_00032_26.html

More reminiscence than research on the part of the journalist, if those are initials belong to who I think they do.

That's pretty cool - I like the idea of writing to the local paper claiming responsibility for lock glueing. There was loads of that low level political vandalism in the 80s, but I don't remember many manifestoes or communiques to go with it...
 

bassbeyondreason

Chtonic Fatigue Syndrome
As a prepubescent tearaway I was part of the imaginatively named "Nicking Gang", whose activities consisted entirely of stealing pencil sharpeners and craft supplies.
 

empty mirror

remember the jackalope
Kind of off topic since these were "real" gangs, but when I lived in the suburbs as a youth, there were two prominent local gangs, both with a certain gynecological ring to their monikers: the Pussy Posse and Team Knucklefuck. They spray painted their gang names at all the skateboarding spots, like the courthouse, the drainage ditch, etc...
 
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