corpsey's Nietzschean pop songs top 10

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i spend my whole life heaping praise on his writing style and all he sees are coded insults!

You deploy the stick and carrot method, and I just remember being lashed with sticks.

 

[version]

Craner's carrot.

 

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Version, don't go to bed. Stay up all day. Then go to bed tonight, at 10.30pm. Have a nice long deep sleep. Wake up at 8am, put a coffee on, some croissants in the oven, and have a nice leisurely start the day, at a normal time.

 

[version]

I've tried it. It doesn't work. I just end up staying up all night again. I feel like death all day then wake up by the evening.

 

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I find this very distressing.

 

[luka]

do a load of biker speed

 

[version]

I'm a night owl.

 

[luka]

stay up 4 days straight till you start hallucinating and getting paranoid and twitchy. drink loads of that Nescafe Azera. three tablespoons per cup. 6 sugars.

 

[yyaldrin]

get a pet version. a dog or something like that.

 

[version]

My whole body feels like it's vibrating when I stay up for too long.

 

[luka]

My whole body feels like it's vibrating when I stay up for too long.

thats called prana. its a good thing. means your power is growing.

 

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Are you a millionaire, version?

 

[luka]

he's independently wealthy yes. did you miss this conversation? his dad is an inventor with a fair few lucractive patents.

 

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he's independently wealthy yes. did you miss this conversation? his dad is an inventor with a fair few lucractive patents.

Yes, I know nothing about version's life, apart from he has a brother and his mother looks like Kate Bush.

 

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So he lives a life of idle leisure.

 

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He's a trust fund babe.

 

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Now I can only imagine him like a nocturnal version of Hugh Grant in About a Boy.

 

[luka]

thats right yes but he has very severe mental problems remember so its not like hes coddled exactly he has to fight his demons

 

[yyaldrin]

isn't it interesting how millionaires are overrepresented on this forum?

 

[luka]

yeah didnt you know. you dont listen to anyone craner. totally self-absorbed!!!