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Russia Surrounded
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- craner boobs disco dasha nekrasova good old obsessive antiamericanism gullfire over leningrad j. h. prynne jamaican voodoo gang from predator 2 my indian mate in year 11 with downs syndrome oliver ukrainer sanctuary of apollo shaka's secret mission snake island the black sea the good old party spirit of desert storm the gust of kiev the russo-ucranerian war wagner man falling out of the sky we're all neocons now whatabouastic whataboutery whataboutish whataboutism whataboutistic who controls the serpent
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
"Oh shit, she's kind of injured already, maybe an impromptu euthanasia would be the kindest option?"
Benny Bunter
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Sometimes I fantasize about twatting them off their scooter as they fly past, timing it just perfectly
luka
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theres no hard lads in spain is there? that must be the nice thing about being over there. no ones going to give you a kicking, or even worse stab you in the face.
Colostomy bag splits just as you bend down, she starts crying. Awkward.
Benny Bunter
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Nah not really, definitely one of the nice things about it, you can go out and feel safe.
luka
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what do the kids call it when they stab another kid so he has to have one? is it just bagging? they love that. badge of pride.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
My dad likes to say "When you ASSUME, you make an ASS of U and ME."
luka
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so thats where you get it from
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
I'm watching a UN security council meeting from 2 days ago, and it just got real. The Ukranian rep just got word that Russia declared war, and he's basically calling for the Russian rep in the council to resign as president of the council.
edit: a second beer is warranted.
edit: a second beer is warranted.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
I'm a dad, but not that much of a dad.
Not heard of that before. Grim.
luka
Well-known member
its one of those things people tell you that make your life measurably worse. a little bit more light drains out of the world.
luka
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Medics reveal humiliating new trend as knife gangs stab rivals in the backside so they will need to use colostomy bags for the rest of their lives
- Criminals gangs have devised new tactic of stabbing their victims in the rectum
- Intention is to force them into using a colostomy bag as form of humiliation
- Gang members also using new weapons like bike spokes, kebab skewers, and screwdrivers, so they will not get caught carrying a blade
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
This wouldn't be a problem if blockchain.
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
So I guess some SWIFT moves will be made.
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www.reuters.com
Also, has anyone gotten an ad from the Knights Templar Order? Just saw this on the Reuters article.
Western allies to expel key Russian banks from global system; Ukraine vows to fight on
Western allies announced sweeping new sanctions against Moscow on Saturday, including kicking key Russian banks off the main global payments system, as a defiant President Volodymyr Zelenskiy said Ukrainian forces were repelling Russian troops advancing on Kyiv.
www.reuters.com
Also, has anyone gotten an ad from the Knights Templar Order? Just saw this on the Reuters article.
