Tom Cruise

[Murphy]

He looked mega weird in Maverick, blacker than black hair, weird smile, weird +++, creepy film

50+ years, strutting round crooked like Robert DN in The Irishman, at least Madonna gets her swollen gash out

 

[luka]

He's never had a particularly great body though, looks a bit weird with his shirt off.

unlike versions favourite leading man, Brad Pitt who famously looks great with his shirt off

 

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[Corpsey]

That's another thing about him, I don't think that many women fancy him, or at least I've never met any who do

 

[Corpsey]

Weird pecs, like tits, even when he was a bit younger

Lizard person?

 

[luka]

his waist is not narrow enough either, incorrect waist, doesnt taper in a pleasing way. bad pecs. incorrect insertions. mishapen.

 

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[version]

I've gone off Brad recently. He's a bit irritating these days, plus there's more stuff coming out about him hitting his wife and kids. Still looks better than Cruise though.

 

[luka]

did he do wife beating? i didn't know about that.

 

[version]

The story is that he was drunk on a plane and having some sort of tantrum where he poured booze all over Angelina Jolie and their kids then started throwing her around and smacked at least one of the kids in the face when they tried to stop him.

 

[luka]

did he punch gwyneth paltrow too or just angelina?

 

[version]

The only story thus far is about him and Angelina.

 

[Corpsey]

Brad Pitt looks good sure but he can't do a 'Top Gun' no chance in hell

 

[luka]

One thing people abolutely drool about now (including yours truly and drooly) is that he does all these stunts forreal forreal

Nobody believes a single thing that happens in marvel world.

And also we just love someone bigger than life. I've noticed lately how mesmerising Haaland is even for ppl like me who don't watch football. Cos he's a freak, he's scoring more goals than anyone ever, plus he's a giant Norseman with a face like a baby.

Nordic goal-yeti Erling Haaland awes us all but leaves Pep Guardiola oddly redundant | Barney Ronay

Manchester City are reaching towards football perfection but what happened to the false 9s and intricate tactical forms?

www.theguardian.com

 

[Corpsey]

 

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Brad Pitt looks good sure but he can't do a 'Top Gun' no chance in hell

Yeah, but could Tom Cruise die as well as this:

 

[Corpsey]

No that's a great great scene

They're just different entities aren't they

I'm sure most of us if we had to be one of them we'd go for Brad Pitt (certainly we'd opt to look like him)

Even if it does entail beating our children around the face in first class

What's Pitt's best ever role? I liked it in Seven when he was blubbering like a girl just cos his wife had been decapitated (SPOILERS)