I hate buying clothes, it actually makes me vomit, I'd love some totalitarian regime to force us all into uniforms and then I'd never have to put up with the living nightmare of clothes shopping.
If it's mostly about pulling women, I wouldn't bother, but then I've pulled wearing a Russian hat and a grimey T-shirt while shouting abuse at girls in a pub in a stupid accent, mind you maybe the appeal of that dies out with age.
I'm starting to think about scrapping trainers, to me they're the most obvious youth hangover, and have to go. Are Converse alright?
DMs are a dilemma. I just got used to wearing them cos they lasted long and go with most things, but I admit it's a complete punk throwback and I dunno whether to keep it up. I hate pointy shoes.
Bootcut jeans are fucking awful, I bought some on my ex's advice and the best thing about splitting with the silly cow was throwing the cunting things in the bin.
Actually, you seem to have a very feminine take on this, has your girlfriend been nagging?
One thing - whenever I buy Levis they have to be red tab. Also, you have to rip the back label completely off the bum pocket, leaving a dark rectangle - if you don't, you're a wanker. Anyone else agree?
My hair's shit too, I just go through skinhead-suedehead-outgrown mess-Barry Kitchener circa 1977 cycles. I'm too proud to go into a barbers, point at a picture of some model ponce and go "I want to look like him, please"