A Brooklyn Culture Mafia
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shakahislop
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there's not an egg to be found in the city this week
ghost
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I once did the opposite of the Idlerich stunt over in Da Big Apple… was on a Tinder date with a girl, she's got other plans and combines them, so I'm on this date and she's introducing me to all her friends, like a dozen people… I'm rizz-maxxed, I'm boasting and bragging and making a fuss, her friends start having more fun talking to me than her, one of them asks me why I'm not in the friend group discord, my date goes to the bathroom and I get one of the girls' numbers… I eventually do end up taking my date back with me but I think mostly she's jealous of how much her friends like me. Other girl was much more charming but the timing never worked out, I was leaving town a few days later.
ghost
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you post on Dissensus, how do you live with yourself?
kid charlemagne
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today was quite funny, i showed up to a book club in bushwick, the guy opens the door and hes wearing a American Democratic Socialist tshirt with a cartoon looking karl marx under the words..... its like if someone that had never been to bushwick brooklyn williamsburg or wherever had to come up with someone based off just what they hear about the city and i walk into the door and its this guy....
i was sitting on the couch and on there were 6 different rothko prints above me and the couch.... look i like rothko but like cmon now we get it..... he had a hopper print and some others, but they were all unframed, just prints stickied to the wall...... i dont know but it all looked to naked.....
on my way there i was on the L and these 3 scum of the earth white characters came on, and you could instantly smell them.... scumbag crust punks hadnt showered in days.... obviously hopped up on drugs, definitely heroin, it had to be, they had guitars, loud making noise.... one of them walked right up to me and peered his head up close to look at my Bob Dylan hat, and i swear to god if he, or anyone even laid a finger on my Bob Dylan hat, i will make what daniel penny did look kiss on the fucking cheek..... i have such contempt for disgusting white people like this who live their lives like this, greasy colored hair, tattoos everywhere, ragged and baggy clothes go fuck yourself.... i know for a fucking fact that their parents are incredibly wealthy and that they are living out some fantasy land... as i got off the train they started playing and singing along to All Star by Smash Mouth..... are you fucking shitting me thats what you carry around guitars for?
i was sitting on the couch and on there were 6 different rothko prints above me and the couch.... look i like rothko but like cmon now we get it..... he had a hopper print and some others, but they were all unframed, just prints stickied to the wall...... i dont know but it all looked to naked.....
on my way there i was on the L and these 3 scum of the earth white characters came on, and you could instantly smell them.... scumbag crust punks hadnt showered in days.... obviously hopped up on drugs, definitely heroin, it had to be, they had guitars, loud making noise.... one of them walked right up to me and peered his head up close to look at my Bob Dylan hat, and i swear to god if he, or anyone even laid a finger on my Bob Dylan hat, i will make what daniel penny did look kiss on the fucking cheek..... i have such contempt for disgusting white people like this who live their lives like this, greasy colored hair, tattoos everywhere, ragged and baggy clothes go fuck yourself.... i know for a fucking fact that their parents are incredibly wealthy and that they are living out some fantasy land... as i got off the train they started playing and singing along to All Star by Smash Mouth..... are you fucking shitting me thats what you carry around guitars for?
kid charlemagne
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its where version and line b and i live
IdleRich
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I feel that you're on the right side of the argument and also of history too... but teach me, who is Daniel Penny?
kid charlemagne
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ok this comment may have been a bit much and a bit harsh but hes the guy who choked a homeless man to death on the subway and got off free..... as i type this out i maybe put too much strain and contempt into my message but oh well idc
IdleRich
IdleRich
No judgement just wanted to get the reference
wektor
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invite plz?
JubeWalrus
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This is how Dissensus dies, a transfer to discord
shakahislop
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at earth (in dimes square), which seems to be a hive of brooklyn culture mafia
shakahislop
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not too far off brand to be fair, in that it's an incoherent scream of anguish
IdleRich
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Can we sue them? You'll need to move fast but I'm sure @Clinamenic breakfasted with at least one high-flying pseudo-hippy lawyer this week, or likeky @kid charlemagne has one on-speed dial* to avoid any unpleasantness that may arise out of that ticketing misunderstanding last week.
If you can get them to court I'm more than happy to provide a witness statement.
*kind of a meaningless phrase nowadays in fact when ringing anyone you know just involves a single button press - or is there like a special even faster way to call your drug dealer?