Keir Starmer

[IdleRich]

I can smell it but I have no way to change

This disgusts me. You know that but in Anora where the guy throws up in the car and they still have to drive round looking for the oligarch's son? I found that so hard to watch all I could think of was how th le car and his clothes must fucking reek. So grim.

 

[luka]

lot of really bad disesase you can get from cat sick exposure. the longer you leave it the higher the risks. a lot of people have had to have penis amputations as a direct result. thats medically factual. better to walk round in your knickers than risk that.

 

[shakahislop]

I'm too far from home to pop back

 

[hmg]

I'm too far from home to pop back

it's like red wine/white wine.

rub some dog shit on it, trust me.

 

[IdleRich]

On the other hand women love it if your crotch smells of pussy

 

[luka]

but they dont love penis amputation

 

[Mr. Tea]

but they dont love penis amputation

Depends how feminist they are, I guess.

 

[IdleRich]

but they dont love penis amputation

I can neither confirm or deny

 

[shakahislop]

I can smell it every time I sit down

 

[version]

"the right side of history"

I detest this line.

 

[version]

I can smell it every time I sit down

Stay on your feet, son.

 

[Benny Bunter]

 

[Mr. Tea]

He must be dead pleased that Hamas are, at long last, releasing the sausages.

 

[luka]

never seen a more obvious alkie pisshead

 

[Benny Bunter]

never seen a more obvious alkie pisshead

Was gonna say, what do you reckon he drinks of a night?

 

[Mr. Tea]

Was gonna say, what do you reckon he drinks of a night?

Probably some really contemptibly sweet sherry.

 

[Benny Bunter]

You know you're drinking to much when your face puffs up like that and your cheeks start to tingle. High blood pressure.

 

[Benny Bunter]

People laugh at trumps orange face but that's far worse

 

[luka]

edmund on a quiet night drinks 8 pints and he looks nowhere near that

 

[luka]

the amount youd have to knock back to get that face doesnt bear thinking about