Keir Starmer

[Benny Bunter]

edmund on a quiet night drinks 8 pints and he looks nowhere near that

How does he do it? Has he not even got a pot belly?

 

[luka]

nah. hes put on weight over the last 5 years but no gut. just metabolism slowing down in old age. hes almost 50 now.

 

[Benny Bunter]

Good constitution

 

[luka]

he walks at least ten miles a day but otherwise doesn't exercise. he used to walk really fast but hes slowed down a huge amount. he's almost 50 now.

 

[luka]

Good constitution

insane constitution. hes never eaten a vegetable. he has pizza or kebab every night. hes literally never been ill unless you count alcohol poisoning which i dont. immune to all viral infections. smokes 35 a day.

 

[luka]

im not exaggerating btw even though it sounds like i am. 7 or 8 coffees a day.

 

[version]

He sold his soul to the Devil when he lived in the sewer.

 

[luka]

he did do a satanic ritual during that period. he found an angel doll and dismembered it and scattered the limbs in the four cardinal directions.

 

[woops]

He sold his soul to the Devil when he lived in the sewer.

long before that

he's almost 50 now.

i am 45

 

[luka]

i am 45

that's nearly 50. closer to 50 than 21.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Looks like Starmer is trying to break the ice with a joke. Probably starting "I say, I say, I say..."

 

[Benny Bunter]

Can't we swap starmer for macron? This is seriously embarrassing

 

[Mr. Tea]

Would be good to have a leader with this much "rizz", as the kids say.

 

[Benny Bunter]

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Looks like he's about to have a stroke

 

[version]

Maybe it's going better than we thought.

"Trump praises Starmer’s ‘hard’ lobbying as he again suggests UK will be exempt from US tariffs"​

 

[luka]

what does mummification in hands mean exactly?

 

[version]

what does mummification in hands mean exactly?

 

[Benny Bunter]

Maybe it's going better than we thought.

"Trump praises Starmer’s ‘hard’ lobbying as he again suggests UK will be exempt from US tariffs"​

It's all decided beforehand I assume. Maybe they'll go relatively easy on us, but I doubt it's anything to do with starmers hard lobbying skills.

 

[version]

I think Trump decides minute to minute, even if it contradicts what he decided the previous minute.

 

[Benny Bunter]

Yeah, but he's probably already got an idea about what to do with us beforehand. Starmer himself is an irrelevance