Keir Starmer

[luka]

englands teh greatest country in the world. rich said it the other day he said theres a weird thing that happened to me in portugal i just read the news and watched youtube videos and i thought england was going down the pan then i come home and i realise its the greatest nation on earth.

 

[Benny Bunter]

living in sunny spain with no job just drinking cervezas and reading elizabethan poetry all day

Yeah it's paradise over here 🤪

 

[Benny Bunter]

Portugal is a very sleepy country, practically comatose

 

[luka]

you got to come back to england benny. you dont want your kids growing up speaking spanish and not knowing where they come from.

 

[Benny Bunter]

you got to come back to england benny. you dont want your kids growing up speaking spanish and not knowing where they come from.

Too late for that I'm afraid.

But he knows about rold dahl and Yorkshire pudding

 

[ver$hy ver$h]

I know, they should just start toning it down gradually, but there's no sign they're gonna do that, on the contrary they keep ramping it up. All the main UK political parties are the same.

Other issue with this is the economy runs partly on confidence, so if you come in and just tell everyone you're effectively winding your country down then everything will get even worse for the people having to live there. It's not like it's a business you can just close and move on from because things aren't looking great.

 

[luka]

yorkshire pudding is rubbish and roald dahl is norwegian.

 

[luka]

come home benny

 

[ver$hy ver$h]

Imagine if Benny and Corpsey swapped places for a month. How would each of them change?

 

[luka]

that would be amazgin!!!!

 

[Benny Bunter]

Other issue with this is the economy runs partly on confidence, so if you come in and just tell everyone you're effectively winding your country down then everything will get even worse for the people having to live there. It's not like it's a business you can just close and move on from because things aren't looking great.

Booooooring

 

[luka]

benny so confused at the concept of a job. comedy footage of him as the alarm goes off at 6.30am. corpsey in a white vest, sunburnt to fuck, hankerchief on his head, bottle of cerveza in his hand, bouncing bennys son on his kneee, loving life

 

[ver$hy ver$h]

I can imagine Corpsey finding a new zest for life by the end of the month and Benny being a broken shell of a man, like he's spent a month in a Siberian gulag.

 

[luka]

benny getting a bollocking from the boss cos he has a siesta in his swivel chair

 

[luka]

corpsey playing dominoes with the old boys in teh courtyard as the sun goes down, bottle of cerzveza in his pudgy fist
bennys being menaced by an xl bully called playboy left off the leash thats running round asdas

 

[ver$hy ver$h]

Benny having to eat chocolate cereal in his bedroom out of a bowl based on Captain America's shield.

 

[luka]

corpseys wearing one of those plastic sun visors

 

[luka]

the flamenco senorita beckons him up on stage and hes doing sexy dancing with her clicking a pair of castanets

 

[pattycakes_]

Starting around the time Madonna married Guy Ritchie and certain sections of America were getting into Brit TV series, actors and accents, that shit went to England's head and they've been in a tragic state of self parody/caricature ever since.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Too late for that I'm afraid.

But he knows about rold dahl and Yorkshire pudding

A notoriously racist misanthrope and a poverty food from when most people couldn't afford meat?