The Elon Musk Thread

[IdleRich]

Um...

 

[IdleRich]

"Also if you just wanna have a go at it and you have experience in a real job like crypto or coding then get in touch- how hard can it be really?"

 

[version]

He's just had another kid. That's his 14th.

 

[Mr. Tea]

He's just had another kid. That's his 14th.

Some wag said he's going to keep fathering children until one of them likes him.

 

[IdleRich]

 

[IdleRich]

He's also pumping money into the election for Wisconsin state court to bring in a Repub majority.

 

[IdleRich]

More useless money trimmed

BREAKING: Trump and DOGE have just laid off 10% of the NIH's Alzheimer's research center.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

He's also pumping money into the election for Wisconsin state court to bring in a Repub majority.

You have a habit of implying that perfectly legal things are illegal.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

More useless money trimmed

Where's the saved money going?

 

[IdleRich]

You have a habit of implying that perfectly legal things are illegal.

No I don't dickhead

 

[IdleRich]

Where's the saved money going?

Wisconsin

 

[mixed_biscuits]

No I don't dickhead

This is why nobody's heard of the Nottingham Union Debating Society

 

[luka]

Where's the saved money going?

Mars

 

[sus]

Elon of my loins
of my lewd Eloi magination
When was your name ever untarnished?
When was your collar ever unharnessed?
Elon Eloi of my loinloose litter

Where did you come from,
Where did you go?
eLord ally of a loonlubed mind;
Mars-eyed gogo of me
Let'er'loose, sink-ships, lonesome litter

 

[Mr. Tea]

Elon of my loins
of my lewd Eloi magination
When was your name ever untarnished?
When was collar ever unharnessed?
Elon Eloi of my loinloose litter

Where did you come from,
Where did you go?
eLord ally of a loonlubed mind;
Mars-eyed gogo of me
Let'er'loose, sink-ships, lonesome litter

Are you OK?

 

[sus]

Are you OK?

Who taught you to distill your pain to pleasure?
Eh Eloi alloy of a liltloam eel
Lifts aloft, lilting off, lumens looping from its wetware launch by
Lauded looting Elon of the eLore
Eloin of my lounging machination

 

[sus]

Luke told me I needed to work on my musicality he said my writing wasn't mellifluous enough so now I'm mellifluous-maxing

 

[luka]

IT WAS JUST THAT PASSAGE COS IT SEEMED WHAT U WERE GOI G FOR

 

[Benny Bunter]

Luke told me I needed to work on my musicality he said my writing wasn't mellifluous enough so now I'm mellifluous-maxing

He kissed the plump mellow yellow smellow melons of her rump, on each plump melonous hemisphere, in their mellow yellow furrow, with obscure prolonged provocative melonsmellonous osculation.

 

[luka]

hate that bullshit so much