Crappest TV cartoon character ever

martin

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Surely this has to be 'Space Ghost'. He could fly through space and...he wore white...and, what was the fucking point anyway?
 

STN

sou'wester
Well in that case, does anyone remember the Wizard Magic E? He was kind of an educational character to sing songs and tell kids how to use silent 'e'. He didn't fight crime or anything, he was dismal. I was always surprised his little ditties about being The Wizard Magic E weren't more widely sampled on unispired trance and the like.
 

martin

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Well in that case, does anyone remember the Wizard Magic E? He was kind of an educational character to sing songs and tell kids how to use silent 'e'. He didn't fight crime or anything, he was dismal. I was always surprised his little ditties about being The Wizard Magic E weren't more widely sampled on unispired trance and the like.

Er, what? So his function was to instruct children how to use a silent e. Was there a Wizard Magic 'th' as well?
 

martin

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john eden

male pale and stale
Ha!

Which of you has suffered the nightmare which is the Care Bears video anthology - half a dozen times over?

Hmmm?
 

STN

sou'wester
Um, I think the Wizard Magic E may have covered 'g', 'k' and 'th' as a sideline, but anyway, he was crap.

As was Nick O'Teen.

Captain Planet was pretty poor too.
 

martin

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Then why the blazes did you buy it for her, man?? Yeah, you come on here, "You don't know nothing, I have to put up with the Care Bears, probably standing around at barbecues, slagging off the Care Bears - sorry, did your daughter walk into the shop and hand over the money for this purchase? Do we blame the junkie or the pusher?
 

john eden

male pale and stale
Then why the blazes did you buy it for her, man?? Yeah, you come on here, "You don't know nothing, I have to put up with the Care Bears, probably standing around at barbecues, slagging off the Care Bears - sorry, did your daughter walk into the shop and hand over the money for this purchase? Do we blame the junkie or the pusher?

It was a present, innit! Not from me, either!

I might be strict but I think that vetting my daughter's presents by ripping open the wrapping paper and then not giving her things I mildly disapprove of it would be counterproductive.

But y'know, any tips on this sort of thing are very welcome, especially from martin... :D
 

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sou'wester
Oh, you'll regret your lenience when some kindly relative buys her a harmonica or other noisy gift.
 

martin

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It was a present, innit! Not from me, either!

I might be strict but I think that vetting my daughter's presents by ripping open the wrapping paper and then not giving her things I mildly disapprove of it would be counterproductive.

But y'know, any tips on this sort of thing are very welcome, especially from martin... :D

Oh, it's "mildly disapprove of" now, eh?? 15 minutes ago we were meant to be wringing our hands and apologising, grateful that we've never had to suffer the horrors of the 'Care Bears' box set and wondering how we had the AUDACITY to bring up the crapness of soppy red dogs, magical methods of pronunciation and child-corrupting half-men/half-cigarettes, while you were going through such obvious HELL.

As for tips about kids, er...well, don't let them eat too much salt.
 
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