Crappest TV cartoon character ever

[john eden]

I don't think the care bears is doing my daughter any harm. But it isn't for me!

 

[martin]

Here's one for parents - have any of you ever chucked the afterbirth in a frying pan and eaten it?

 

[mms]

deputy dog was a cunt

 

[martin]

FILTH!

 

[Mr. Tea]

Three words:

Samurai.

Pizza.

Cats.

 

[STN]

God, they were bloody terrible. I'd forgotten about them.

 

[mms]

FILTH!

i remember having dreams about saving this young lady about aged 5, she maybe gave me my first 'real reactions to pretty girls' about this time, sitting in my grans flat in Leicester.

 

[martin]

i remember having dreams about saving this young lady about aged 5, she maybe gave me my first 'real feelings about fancying girls' about this time, sitting in my grans flat in leicester.

Did you ever get this weird feeling in your stomach, where you'd kind of want to save her but at the same time watch her get snuffed by the Hooded Claw?

 

[Mr. Tea]

God, they were bloody terrible. I'd forgotten about them.

Quite:

 

[STN]

What was ostensibly the point of them anyway?

 

[mms]

Did you ever get this weird feeling in your stomach, where you'd kind of want to save her but at the same time watch her get snuffed by the Hooded Claw?

ha ha

 

[Mr. Tea]

Well someone had to half-arsedly ride on the coat-tails of the TMNTs, didn't they?

 

[mos dan]

why weren't there more italianate culinary animal superheros, as a matter of fact?

gnocchi judo otters, anyone?

karate lasagne mice?

canneloni super wolves?

i'll let everyone else have a go now, this is too much fun to keep for myself.

 

[martin]

canneloni super wolves?

That actually sounds like it could be a Japanese biker band

 

[Mr. Tea]

That actually sounds like it could be a Japanese biker band

They supported Thee Michelle Gun Elephant on their last tour...

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Surely this has to be 'Space Ghost'. He could fly through space and...he wore white...and, what was the fucking point anyway?

So he could turn up on the excellent Space Ghost Coast to Coast a few decades on.

 

[bassnation]

Ha!

Which of you has suffered the nightmare which is the Care Bears video anthology - half a dozen times over?

Hmmm?

barney the purple dinosaur has got to top that - and no, i wasn't freebasing at the time before anyone asks.

 

[swears]

I can't believe nobody's mentioned Scrappy Doo yet.

CRAP-py Doo, morelike!

hur hur!

 

[bassnation]

FILTH!

lol, i think that was my first crush too. a fucking cartoon rabbit for christsake. no wonder i'm screwed up.