You can tell if someone is a hedonist if they like boring house. That's the test. If you like boring house, not exciting house, boring generic house, house house, that means you are hedonist and you just want to go clubbing all night on drugs.
I think i agree with this tbh. my definition of house includes boogie and synth punk obscurities that got played in chicago and new york. so not really 'house-house-house'