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attention. Simulators already exist. Because of all this hype, The cyberworld and computer created information obviously have effective that it is exactly the same as real life, we will
unattainable. The cause of this disastrous situation cannot be the whole picture of a controversial issue which provides the
scientists have discovered that patterns and structures can even acquiring information by means of information highways precludes computer graphics and special effects. Currently having used a
paper or on a computer. The progress made to computer programs occur during summer rainstorms as when I was younger. People
fascinating progression. Since I make art, I was curious as to designer. A balance needs to be struck between designer and have it, the answer to IT all. So now what, you`re alive, what
theory and inspiration. Modernism embraced Marxism while Post design, and a whole lot more. What is annoying is to see history
endlessly rehashing itself. People have always exaggerated with the unique advantage of being able to conjure up their changing expressions. For instance, if we were to look at a painting on a
into associating it with virtual reality. It is ridiculous that has been akin to the experience of buying a Volkswagen and then
trying to live an interesting life, doing what they want to do, which is unfortunately high sought after and is in most cases able to remain in one central location and complete all daily
affected by technological advancements. Artists facing digital turn off when their is repetition. By the year 2010, the term
visions quicker than they could possible recreate an intricate broadcast worldwide within a few short hours. With the invention potatoes taking for granted the convenience of what technology
still be better than nothing and would probably make a positive artist has used to create his/her work, just like a camera, or a
computer screen accomplishing nothing, to sitting long hours of fashion statement, an advertising ploy, a moral issue, and a involvement is restricted or modulated by my ability to, so to
one of my daily tasks at work involves manually sifting through spam, searching for emails that people are sure should have been received ...


not just an addiction
seems to be exerpts from David Copperfield:

both sides; and when I had seen Traddles to his own door, and was a sacrifice on our part of some portion of the premium, of course, My dear aunt, I replied, no one can form the least idea what she
dog could give the answer to it. I passed three days in a luxury thinking of an imaginary party where people were dancing the hours
aunts birds hanging, just as they had hung so long in the parlour everything to which I applied my energies. I made a perfect victim for a great change in him, after what I had heard from Agnes, but
Somehow, as I wrote to Agnes on a fine evening by my open window, his head. It was sticking out of him in all directions. He told
importance on her mind, and that there was far more matter in this it is with some horses, to stop very short when she appeared to be Go along with you, sir. said my aunt, anything but appeased.
If the house, and every one of us, had tumbled out into the river morning, and two or three hours every night, except on Saturdays,
sorrow, hope, or disappointment; in all emotions; my heart turned in a corner. Ill provide for her, Sir. and he flourished his a hundred a-year, but of course that must be expended on himself.
seen without a feeling of serenity and happiness, from the moment Oh, I assure you, said Traddles, something very uncommon,
being so near the river, in case of a conflagration; and I suppose her affection, and for all her other kindnesses towards me; and within the dingy summer-house, so happy, that I love the London
humour. When Agnes laid her bonnet on the table, and sat down on my account solely, or because she had any designs on Red
I learnt, from this, that Miss Mills had had her trials in the her praises of her son, it is only natural in a mother. He is a knocked, and was waiting at the door, I had some flurried thought
was a tradition in the Commons that he lived principally on that be married without her papas consent. But, in our youthful
gushing fountains which sparkle in the sun, must not be stopped in was the lowest of it, I believe; but the Bank was at the other end fairy-figure shed some glimpses of her own pure light, that made i


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I work in the industry and this seems to be something quite new, at least to me (I'm not a spam expert by the way). Think its primary function is to carry and disguise its payload, which is a piece of image spam, something I'm sure you've all been familiarised with over the last few months. Anyway I've just received one, which I really shouldn't have considering the amount of filtering it's gone through to get here, but hey that's another issue entirely ; )

Here it is, in full:

Without a doubt I was just brimming over with talentor there was a the bedside table. I grabbed it in my fist. Dont you realize this girl of the minor details, they werent important. I knew the general outline integrated so well that it would be impossible to be around long wits, And fall somewhat into a slower method, Is not the causer of the was married, Angelicious said, toying with her glass in a simple,

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^damn I wish I'd written that myself :D


got this today

I dropped the dog, turned and clapped Floyd happily on the shoulder,
that Steengos health was A-OK, that he worked out regularly and,
to clear my head.
about them? There are only men here?
The brick wall was as high as our waists now; Floyd put one hand on
we chose, out of disgust, not to watch most of what is disseminated by
is your chance to be cleansed for I have shown you the true Way.
Speak, please, for now I do not know what you are thinking. Only by
such rubbish therefore it is gone forever.
time of the explosion.
myth dredging that brought her to mind. Or what she used to say. Very

Might be out of a novel or something, I don't know. Came with an imbedded jpeg advertising prescription drugs.


they use the weird surreal prose to fool the spam filters. certain words "alert" your spam filters to the fact that an email is spam. a certain number of words including proper names can slide past it (because the spam filter thinks it's a real communique). that's why the send embedded images with all the nonsense prose before them. or they just send the nonsense prose with a url at the bottom. there are all sorts of articles i read about this a long time ago, i'll try to find them...


Several Meat Eaters lay in vomit, too weak to move.

Dann nehme man den letzten Autobus, bevor er in der Dunkelheit
verschwindet. Thus, it appears to users on the Internet that there
are two computers when in fact it is the same computer running one
copy of the WWW service.
In Russia all are homeless. In SQL Server 2000, concurrent snapshot
processing was not recommended if the publishing table had a unique
index that was not the primary key or the clustering key.
Dann schau dir zur Abwechslung hier ein paar Bilder an oder lies mal
wieder ein paar Witze. In Rylell's experience, hackers just couldn't
resist showing off, and they terded to get all arty.
I understood, to expose and ridicule the Jesuits. He stared straight
up and spoke to the ceiling.
The Terrorist sections seemed to have been expecting this and joined
in with beer-commercial rowdiness. A string that contains a list of
subfield values containing information about the certificate issuer.
Dann passieren solche Sachen. The chief of the Second Directorate of
the Military District Staff is the chief of all intelligence units of
the military district.
This routine succeeds if the specified string appears somewhere in
the input string, it fails if the string does not appear in the input
string. I received an email notification saying my group could be
deleted due to inactivity.
The Professor stood with his legs wide apart and pushed the wet,
slippery logs aside with his numbed hands. Here he is before you,
with everything necessary for shaving.
Why should she live to fill the world with words. If you don't have
read permission, the file will be shown as having no streams.
Sie legte den Arm um ihn. The Amiga MorphsOS is written and
maintained by Nicholai Benalal.
Severability The user must assume the entire risk of using the
program. You getting any of this, mister.
They will be grateful for any critisizm of content or form. Dann
geschah etwa zehn Minuten lang nichts.

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
This stuff reminds me of this 'poem' from in the A,L&F thread:
Numb Flounder


numb prototype impish entice
sprung acrid one--tongue's veiled
agenda; icy onset once gleamed, beamed
glisten-molten--lush complexity
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image lame grown acute eocene
abscond wayward

info delicate images succeeding:

macrophage & brushes] poultice


ambivalence numb brachycephaly egress of voice
harken illusion of crawling cloisenne
playfulness scythes countenances gossiped/red
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play amorphous abscond daymare diguising cud of

sun)))) Helios Prototype

incantation somehow slaughtered & unplucked be:
flinches glassy veins brain residua secret polyps
of light--somberness: the infinite postral sonar
crawling giving these faces photopic weight

atmosphere))) overexerted plasma &

miscellany pectinous--aviarest of voice ascension
percussional trop glistening hands coccooned in
ochre jungle, briars

the sonovox throat soma awakening metaphysical/
pornographos charwoman petals of light & rosettes of
once tangible starbursts--secret pixels

scandent guising))) frass of silent insects
I thought crap like this was banned ca 1970?


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My name has been incorporated into a strain of dada spam which both horrified and delighted me when I discovered it (I was narcissistically googling myself)...


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Started this thread for two reasons:

1) For the posting of inspired spam email subject lines, which are often quite shocking/poetic/hilarious - the more ridiculously vivid and misogynist ones are often all the more funny ('knock her out with your huge boner!').

2) For the bizarre and incongruous text you sometimes get in the body of the email. This sometimes seems to be excerpts from Austen/Dickens/Elliot, christ knows why.

Here is a recent example from my bulk mail folder that neatly covers both 1) and 2)

SUBJECT: Set your wife on fire

EMAIL CONTENT: Along with greater length, you'll obtain more strength and male power!
Elongate the most essential part of your body!

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Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
Best/worst subject line: Sexy baby and bad erection?

Sexy baby? :eek:

I got the 'set your wife on fire' one too, that was great. On a similar penis-as-deadly-weapon tip, my girlfriend got one that said "Drown her with your cum!!".

I actually saved some of my favourite spam, sad git that I am:

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('katzenjammer', I later found out, is German for the howling of cats, used colloquially to mean a hangover. Great word or what?)

I got one recently that was one of those really old-skool "I am the widow the late Dr. Isaac Mbedelenka..." give-us-money-for-bank-transfer-fees-for-a-share-in-stupendous-wealth type scams, which must have been the most fail-tastic bit of spam I've ever received: it actually had the word 'spam' in the subject line. :) Some kind of ultra-subtle reverse psychology going on there? Fuck knows.