does corpsey truly own a 'fleshlight'

Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

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luka said:
Itd be sweet if they made moaning noises when youre doing a really good job
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But that would be meaningless if they didn't also slag you off if you were doing it wrong.

Imagine being driven to suicide by getting told you were rubbish at sex by a quasi-sentient plastic fanny. It's like an idea from a collaborative novel by Douglas Adams and William Burroughs.
 
IdleRich

IdleRich

IdleRich
Mr. Tea said:
But that would be meaningless if they didn't also slag you off if you were doing it wrong.

Imagine being driven to suicide by getting told you were rubbish at sex by a quasi-sentient plastic fanny. It's like an idea from a collaborative novel by Douglas Adams and William Burroughs.
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Some people would get off on that.
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

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@luka sent me a PM yesterday, reiterating that he doesn't own a fleshlight, but confessing that he does own one of these:

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for use on his bumhole.

It feels, he tells me, "like fireworks."
 
Corpsey

Corpsey

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You can probably buy motorised ones or something but the bog standard fleshlight is manually powered, the way god intended
 
luka

luka

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Edmund loves fanny but says he still needs to wank 3 times a day to extract the poison
 
william_kent

william_kent

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I took a picture in a Japanese pound shop

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I'm guessing "FLIP gravity" is motorised? or how else is the "Smooth Stroke Vibration" achieved?
 
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