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    Deserts

    Not sure how much better this is @Mr. Tea
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    Bibliophilia day with Nigel Burch

    Two of the most remarkable eyebrows in all of Hackney belong to Nigel Burch. When not performing with his Fleapit Orchestra he is a key figure on the book dealing scene, with an eye on every bookshelf from here to Leytonstone Wetherspoon's. I was recently fortunate enough to be invited for a...
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    what is the best thread on dissensus??

    the time has come once and for all to record your real feelings
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    how to spell and the significance of graphemes.

    can you spell? i can, though i was never entered into one of those american challenges where they make you spell diarrhoea or sesquipedelia. I'm limited by my reliance on the English alphabet, which eschews exotic characters such as thorn, found in Icelandic, or letters with diacritics as in...
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    i hate everyone

    do u h8 everyone
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    mvuent interior design thread

    @mvuent is living under prison cell conditions just now. he sleeps on a pile of newspaper. let's find ways for him to combine the strip mall aesthetic with a local touch of Somalian culture. i know @IdleRich has an eye for a striking interior.
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    let's rename the forum after @william_kent

    let's rename the forum after @william_kent
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    should i resign as head of dissensus?

    since the departure of hundred million life time's its been a great source of satisfaction to watch my popularity, wealth, intelligence attractiveness etc expand until these factors combined eclipse almost every body else, on this forum. however in the spirit of the only human, with whom i feel...
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    do you smoke

    after reading yet another f***ing stupid guardian thread I'm curious to know what proportion of dissensus users smoke fags. no hedging please only vote y if you buy your own fags and smoke them every day. if you just cadge mine on a night out then vote n
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    look everyone look

    @bassbeyondreason is famous
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    you lot are completely thick

    like a swamp of effluent can you speak french? no. so why are you trying to read beckett and comment on culture? your asinine remarks have, at least, reintroduced me to my fundament
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    how many grime lyrics can you spit

    only on my dubplate though otherwise i will most likely miss the drop
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    how many mega difficult books have you read.

    im proud to say ive read vol 1 of lord of the rings except the last bit,
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    how many times have you s****ed people?

    tried it once was not for me
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    how much weed can you smoke in 1 day?

    i once blazed 17 blunts, 3 coners and did 5 buckets plus thai bowls and ate 9.4 hash brownies in one session and didn't bat an eyelid never mind chuck a whitey
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    Tristan Arp

    I've gone to watch this bloke last night it was good, music made almost entirely out of drums sounding really fast although the BPM was maybe 125, done on percussion pads and some modular stuff I was twice as old as anyone else there but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    RIP Vangelis

    This man will always be a legend to me for the blade runner soundtrack, sad to hear he's left us.
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    LUKE DAVIS -- POEMS

    A STAGGERING CONTRIBUTION TO ENGLISH LITERATURE A ONCE IN A LIFETIME ADVENTURE IN WORDS THIS INCREDIBLE POETIC ACHIEVEMENT CAN NOW BE YOURS FOREVER!!! Don't miss the chance to own the first major publication by the finest wordsmith of his generation. Brought to you by WORD TRADE
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    Epigrams/aphorisms

    I'd define an aphorism as a short sentence which is true without necessarily being literally true. Nietzsche is a good example of an epigrammatic writer in that his most striking thoughts were put in a single sentence. A joke is the epitaph on the death of an emotion, stuff like that.
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    What brought you to this forum in the first place?

    Speaking for myself I was told about it by @bunnyhausen in 2003, signed up and have been here ever since. How about you? What led you to waste so much of your life in the company of a load of needy idiots?
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