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    Tory bastards

    I reckon Labour'll just scrape in by a couple of seats like the Tories in '92. I've got a feeling.
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    You know you're getting old when....

    My brother's 18 and him and all his mates seem like little kids. I remember a time when sixth-formers seemed about 30. Have teenagers actually become more infantlised? Or is it just because my sixth form made everyone wear a suit?
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    fucking kids.

    Some kids put chewing gum in my hair when I fell asleep on the bus once. You can't even threaten them with violence. I mean, it's so unfair that the two groups of people that are generally smaller than me (kids and women) are off-limits violence wise. I'll never win a fight.
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    The Phenomenal Slavoj Zizek

    Ha! My friend has Aspergers and uses this all the time.
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    Goldsmiths: But Is It Art?

    Yeah, I saw this. Art school just seems like a giant scam to me, although I suppose it would have been a fun place to hang out for a couple of years in my early 20s. How come all the students were 35+? Is this a common thing, office dweebs like me having a mid-life crisis suddenly wanting to...
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    The Phenomenal Slavoj Zizek

    Josef was a top poster, and frequently OTM, imo. He went through a phase of being pretty hardcore leftist inna Richard Seymore stylee before joining Dissensus, y'know.
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    malcom mclaren rip

    Endearingly sinister. RIP.
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    Clothes

    ASOS is OK for basic stuff I reckon. But I'm going to get my own altered. River Island were doing some carrot style trousers, but the crotch was too low and made you look like you'd shit yourself or something.
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    Fire fe de Vatican

    This is stupid and cuntish beyond words. Criticising an institution for gross misconduct and negligence (to say the least!) is not the same as persecuting a race of people. Arrrgghh, just fuck off you smug, pious dick.
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    Pointless But It Does My Head In

    lol, I'm quite the bon vivant these days, actually.
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    Pointless But It Does My Head In

    The quiff is good if you're shaved at the back... it's like the opposite of a shitty emo fringe covering half your face. It's a badge of pride! The best thing about quiffs for me is that I don't have to have short scally hair or long indie hair. The best of both world's in men's coiffures.
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    Music is bad

    Music is alright, I suppose.
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    Clothes

    The opposite of flares I saw an old video of Depeche Mode and Vince Clarke was wearing these awesome 50s style pants that have this really high waistline, a bit baggy in the thigh and then tight towards the ankles. After asking around if there's a specific name for this cut of trouser I found...
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    Pointless But It Does My Head In

    I have an ADD brother who's 8 years younger than me, which put me off having kids for life, although I am now really good at Mario Kart 64. Maybe if I was super-rich I'd have kids, leave 'em with the nanny while I go off to shoot pheasants. All these poor people at my work struggling on the...
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    what you currently enjoying ?

    Generates random music in the form of MIDI files: http://tones.wolfram.com/generate/ "Classical" mode makes music that sounds like it's from a SNES RPG.
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    what you currently enjoying ?

    www.myspace.com/bathcrones Lovely.
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    Should Craner Surf Belharra Reef?

    My dad surfed this while wrestling a bear.
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    Why Conspiracy Theories?

    There's dozens of 'em. Ever read the comments at Lenin's Tomb? Leftist internet hardmen galore.
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    Thee Wild Billy Childish

    He's just awful! All that "stuckist" and "remodernist" stuff... it's just a capitulation to postmodernism more than anything.
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    You say it's your birthday, well happy birthday to ya!

    Whoa... 35? I thought zhao was about 19! Jus' kiddin, Happy Bday big man.
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