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Nah... my mates would have brutally ripped me for it by now. Only the gf knows... and she's 5'1 and wears 5 inch heels, so she can't complain.

Shit, everybody is on this. It's mental!

They go inside your shoes, so they wouldn't fit in a little pair of pumps or something. You need ones with reasonable sized backs, most of my leather shoes work with them ok. They're made out of gel, so quite comfortable. Most shoes add about an inch anyway, so I'm more like 5'10 in them...

I <3 cool amorality.

I haven't read any philosophy for months, and I'm much happier for it. I just like to look at pictures now.

I bought 2 inch lifts for my shoes. Now I'm 5 foot 9, yeah! Wouldn't want to run for a bus in them, though.

His new film is about people who shag bags of rubbish.

I'm jealous, the last shrink I saw offered the advice: "Wouldn't it be better to feel happy instead of sad?"

Like Jeff Koons or Vincent Gallo.

He's one of those people that I like that you're not supposed to like.

Yeah, I like to drink, but I start to feel like I'm going to hurl before I get seriously plastered, so I have to go on the water 'til I sober up a bit. I physically could not be an alcoholic, thank god.

It's a celebration, bitches!

Has this bit of dialogue ever been sampled on a tune? It's perfect darkside, isn't it?

Went a couple of years ago on a saturday afternoon, no interesting kranks, just a few standard bible thumpers. Not even any Revelations quoting. :(

Few years back The Liverpool Echo had a headline "TWO ECSTACY PILLS FOR A FIVER" demonstrating how cheap E had become and therefore a danger to kids, more ODs, etc. For two seconds tho, I was like "Are they doing a voucher deal or something, like when you get a soup with your pasty at Sayers?"

It's the women in well paid jobs who expect the gold card treatment the most. I'm fucked if my gf gets a good position after uni. (Or not, as the case may be)

Hmmm... I always pretend like I haven't seen really pretty girls. I think it's because I want them to think I'm over it or something, haha.

Well, that's one idea that's cheered me up today.

Anyways... yeah, well I'm an owl, obvs. One thing I always do is get plastered on the Friday and Saturday night, then sleep in really late on the Sunday morning (this "morning" I slept in until 2:30PM) and, round about now I'm up until 3 in the morning looking at 4 hours sleep before a full...

This is what he can see through those goggles: