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"Worst decade... ever."

The president and prime minister of Poland are identical twin brothers. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/5161446.stm

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I dunno Andy, this quote from Kodwo Eshun might make you feel better:

I would have just laughed at the piglets, bwahahaha...

General thread for suprising/interesting/weird trivia About 10 percent of electricity in the United States is generated by fuel from dismantled nuclear bombs, including Russian ones.

Yeah, it was like something off TV Go Home, so surreal. Here's what Brooker thinks himself: http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2009/nov/07/charlie-brooker-screenburn-gary-glitter

I actually think this was just a bunch of young tv producers taking the piss now. Towards the end a remixed version of Gary Glitters pleas of innocence were released and went to number one, with Gary crying and stomping on his radio, before being hung.

Hearing that a syndicate in a Liverpool call centre had won the mega lotto jackpot and realising that there was like, a 5% chance my sister was one of the winners and thinking "Maybe I'll get that thirty quid back she borrowed in March back now".

Sometimes when me a mate get drunk we like to crash house parties, you just knock on the door and pretend you know someone, they never seem to mind if you're holding a bottle of Smirnoff. I can only do this if I'm completely smashed, and he has to do all the talking. We're getting a bit old for...

Yeah, I'm a skeptic and a liberal leftist. I can't really understand why anyone would be anything else, so it must be pretty deep-rooted. My base, vulgar feelings are often in opposition to my rationally thought out political views, but that's partly why you have reason and politics in the...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Wright Good call! "When I first read the dictionary I thought it was a long poem about everything."

I like nerdy voices, I can't really think of any good examples now. The Simpsons had a few interesting nerd characters with good voices. There must be loads, though.

My little brother's mate who offered me some cashews with the line "Hey man, you like peanuts? Then check this shit out."

You seem like a good guy, Andy. I wouldn't worry about it.

No, prescription charges. It's about 7-8 quid now, which is good if you need something expensive, but stupid if it's something you could get for 50p in the supermarket like Iboprufen. If you were at uni and it was free anyway, maybe that's why he gave you a prescription for it. Plus doctors like...

You can still get over the counter drugs on prescription. My nan gets paracetamol off the doctor like that. I think it's to save you money or something. Where you paying charges at the time?

Israeli women are just generally lookers anyway.

You mean in a remembering important stuff kind of way or "Oh fuck, I think I'm going nuts" kind of way?

Working on a short story about a closeted teenage boy flamboyantly dancing to his mum's CD of "Love Shack" by The B52s in the family living room while he thinks everybody is out (the happiest moment of his awkward, miserable life, a brief glimse of self-expression and freedom). Then, his older...