aL FRESCO SHITTING
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Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
Corpsey would be depositing different fluids altogether into the sea. Al fresco wanking.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Sure, but it's about his level of 'gourmet snack'.
luka
Well-known member
A nature wank, as we call it in the UK
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
Did you like it enough to poop in the proper receptacles?
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
Well that sounds like enough to drive any sane man to the sea.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
This is true. Greece is not a proper toilet country.
We may not be best at everything in Britain, but we get toilets right, which counts for a lot in my book.
pattycakes_
Can turn naughty
Lol the fish shit in the sea all day long. Anyway I swam out far enough that I couldn't see the sea floor anymore fwiw. Or are you saying if my diet was better it would have somehow been more respectful @yyaldrin
also there was no useable toilet within reach and I had no choice. Next good toilet was an hour away
also there was no useable toilet within reach and I had no choice. Next good toilet was an hour away
pattycakes_
Can turn naughty
woops being the dissensus ur-nature wank expert from back when he was homeless. It's a tricky thing but sometimes even when you're homeless you gotta find a quiet spot to release the tension. Not that I would know or anything
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Do you want a thread titled "The Pattycakes tramp-wank thread"?woops being the dissensus ur-nature wank expert from back when he was homeless. It's a tricky thing but sometimes even when you're homeless you gotta find a quiet spot to release the tension. Not that I would know or anything
Because that's how you get a thread titled "The Pattycakes tramp-wank thread."