The other day they showed Psycho on telly, we watched it and... it's still really good. In fact, with hindsight it really is a genuinely interesting even unique film, the way that it starts off being about that girl who steals a load of money and goes on the run. It's almost impossible to imagine what it might be like watching the film cold, having no idea where it was going to go from there, but you have to think that for those who saw it that way it must have been a truly extraordinary shock as they followed that woman, were sucked into her nervousness, believed that it wa robbery film with her at the centre... and then she dies! She is murdered brutally, the main character has vanished, there is no main character. And then of course the twists and turns with the mother, and all the - pretty much standard for Hitch I guess - psychoanalysis stuff. Such a shame that it is effectively impossible for anyone to see the film without having some idea of what is to come. But whatever, it's a great film... however it's not the film that I want to talk about, I want to discuss the next thing that was on telly directly after it - yep, Psycho II, and then, although we haven't watched it (yet) there was Psycho III.
So.... Psycho II... the original film came out in 1960, it was in black and white, there had never really been a film like it before (leaving aside the ill-fated Peeping Tom for the moment) and it changed the whole landscape of what was permissible. And this is way before we get to the shower scene - under the Hayes code it was forbidden to show even a married couple in bed for some reason and, although I wasn't sure on the timings of things like that, when I saw the first scene which features the main character wearing little more than her underwear in (or at least on) a bed with her lover in a hotel in the afternoon I instinctively felt that it must have been very racy and hard hitting at the time.
We all know how strangely we experience time and a big personal thing about my relative experience of time is that it seems mad that 1983 when Psycho II came out was much nearer to the release of the original in 1960 than it is to now. But though it may indeed have been just over twenty real years, in terms of film development the difference is beyond enormous; Psycho was unique simply by virtue of existing and having that story line, the fact that it also happened to be something like a masterpiece too meant that Psycho II never stood a chance of being a worthy follow up. I simply cannot conceive of a world in which Psycho II received a rapturous reception with critics praising it as the second part that somehow surpassed Hitchcock's starter... can you?
What I'm saying is that Psycho II was doomed before it started, when it limped into the cinemas twenty three years after Bates and his mother were condemned to life in an institution it must have been evident to everyone that it stood no chance of being anything more than an embarrassing, irrelevant and completely unnecessary footnote to the original...
I won't really dwell on why they made it, suffice to say that they did. And so it came to pass that this unique, iconic, legendary milestone of cinema ended up being followed up with something that looks and feels like a tv movie of the kind you get on Fox Life on a Tuesday afternoon called Love In The Shadows. The world has moved on so much in twenty years that jaded audiences are no longer shocked and scared by seeing people stabbed so the sequel to the most famous horror film of all time isn't really a horror film as such, it feels more like a thriller or maybe a murder mystery type film. In the hands of a master the black and white film had been used to create an extra layer of gloom - to show the stark towering evil of the Norman Bates' house as it loomed over the motel and its guests, but in the sequel we are back to the most mundane of stock... with a Hitchcock zoom chucked in every time there is a dramatic scene to remind us that this film was very much definitely not made by Hitchcock.
And I could say loads more stuff like that... contrast after contrast, difference after difference that will tend to favour the original over the sequel as a rule. But that all goes without saying of course, I think it's more interesting to say that weirdly, the film is somehow sort of, in some ways at least, quite good. The mystery is in fact quite mysterious, we were sitting there going "could it be x, but then what about the thing in the whatsit?" and so on, despite ourselves we were scratching our heads trying to figure it out. Anthony Perkins turns in a decent performance as Norman Bates, the twists and turns are satisfyingly twisty, it's weird how he keeps thinking everyone is his mother, even young men... and then the end is a massive, ridiculous, completely implausible twist that no-one could swallow with a straight face... and yet it's a fun ridiculous twist.
Basically, what I'm saying is that, despite the fact that this film is basically the equivalent of a load of cartoonists from the latest Marvel Comic grabbing a load of renaissance artworks from The Louvre and scribbling their own stories over the top of them like a bunch of idiots who think it's acceptable for grown men to watch films with characters called Black Panther and Dr Strange - and yet somehow it's actually much more enjoyable than it should be, and the original Psycho (Mona LIsa in the analogy) is in actual fact not really ruined after all so what's the harm?
Don't think I'll bother with part three though.