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[Mr. Tea]

He's now calling for the FBI and Justice Department to be defunded.

Of course he is. If he gets a custodial sentence, watch him turn into America's most high-profile prison-abolition advocate in two seconds flat.

 

[WashYourHands]

Tingles, chills, an actual tear in my eye.
What is 'the eagle' of the song though do you think? Is it Trump or the US people, or, just going by the pic and the way it focuses, is the eagle his actual wig?

all the answers are in here, see if you can pick up the prescient references to eating of jesus flesh and HC

 

[Leo]

some lines are better than others, he has the voice down pretty well

 

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[IdleRich]

Now we're finally getting to the important issues on which to decide the candidates.




Or... fucking hell this is really pathetic. Vote for Trump his knob is probably bigger? Is this aimed at... men, women... everyone?

 

[Mr. Tea]

Now we're finally getting to the important issues on which to decide the candidates.


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Or... fucking hell this is really pathetic. Vote for Trump his knob is probably bigger? Is this aimed at... men, women... everyone?

The last line also makes it sound like he literally wants Trump to bum him.

 

[luka]

i quite like it. gets down to brass tacks. reminds me of when spitting image asked the country, re kninnock, if the country was ready for a prime minister with ginger pubes. it turned out it wasnt

 

[Mr. Tea]

i quite like it. gets down to brass tacks. reminds me of when spitting image asked the country, re kninnock, if the country was ready for a prime minister with ginger pubes. it turned out it wasnt

Showing your age there, matey!

 

[luka]

i remember it like it was yesterday

 

[Mr. Tea]

i remember it like it was yesterday

Reminds me of that particularly withering riposte of Disraeli's against a proposed repeal of the Corn Laws...

 

[Leo]

Can always trust a guy on twitter who calls Ron DeSantis "Rob".

 

[version]

Can always trust a guy on twitter who calls Ron DeSantis "Rob".

Yesterday I told someone Goofy's full name was Dave Goof and Goofy's just his nickname and they believed it.

 

[luka]

this is the type of thing pantyman y panty cooking mama is into

 

[Mr. Tea]

Yesterday I told someone Goofy's full name was Dave Goof and Goofy's just his nickname and they believed it.

I once (very briefly) got some relatives to believe that Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer was originally named 'Adolf', but this was changed in the 1940s.

 

[IdleRich]

There is an addendum to the Trump indictment

BREAKING: In a 50-page lawsuit, Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg just sued Jim Jordan. The lawsuit, according to the New York Times, says Jordan initiated a “brazen and unconstitutional attack” on the prosecution of Trump and accuses Jordan of intimidation.

 

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[Leo]

That whole Carlson interview is loopy even by Trump's standards. Over the top praise for Xi, Putin and Kim Jong-un, saying how Xi is so great and perfect that you couldn't find any Hollywood actor who could portray him (?).

 

[Leo]