Lots of Trump news today... on the one hand apparently he's dropped out of the US Forbes 400 i.e he is officially no longer in the 400 richest people in the US.
On the other hand though, some bell-end is apparently about to actually, really nominate Trump as speaker in place of McCarthy. As we know by now - cos they mention it every time there is a vacancy - the speaker doesn't have to be a member of Congress - which does seem kinda weird right? - and so theoretically it could be Trump.
Of course he has no chance of winning the vote and becoming speaker, so what normally happens is; there is a vacancy, some cunt points out that they could nominate Trump and says "imagine the Lib meltdown if Trump became speaker, then they nominate some other slightly better people and vote to decide which of them becomes speaker.
However this time the process goes; McCarthy ousted, some twat points out that they could nominate Trump and says "imagine the Lib meltdown if Trump became speaker, then some even bigger wanker actually officially nominates Trump saying "imagine the Libtards' heads exploding if Trump became speaker, then they vote and select someone more appropriate (ie literally anyone in the world) and Trump refuses to accept he's lost, demands a recount, goes through interminable court cases based on abstruse technicalities, and appeals each defeat, Sydney Powell blames the Dominion machines even though they weren't used, Trump shouts across the chamber at Gaetz "You just need to find me 200 votes" TG and Boebert attack the house with automatic weapons...