I was in a bar the other night for someone's birthday and the whole night was incredibly awkward, apparently the woman whose birthday it was had kissed another mate of mine who's gay because she thought it was funny and 'didn't count', but it ended up going on for ages with her boyfriend watching the whole thing so they'd all fallen out. The thing is that he was out with a bunch of other people that night and we kept bumping into them and being made to leave wherever we were because the couple were upset by it.
Personally, I'd rather have stuck around with him than them but I'd met up with them first so I had to put up with it. Eventually we ended up in some weird bar that seemed to be playing most of the Vice City soundtrack and a bunch of other 80s stuff with a huge stuffed boar's head behind the bar and a crowd that looked like they'd just come back from a day at the races, so I just decided to drink a lot and ignore how awkward everything was. Eventually this song came on and I ended up in full "belting it out and doing terrible dancing" mode.
Anyway, when I woke up today I had the chorus rattling around in my head, so it's my Choon of the Day.