K-Punk

[poetix]

I find it hard to dismiss the idea that people's corrupted inner states might manifest in sinister comportment: teeth yellowing, wiry hairs erupting from nostrils and ears, a foetid odour emanating from the crotch. But there are perfectly lovely people who are a bit pasty, unkempt, perhaps prone to crotch-rot - no amount of the special powder seems to clear it up - and in fact that's just part of the normal condition of being a bit under the boot of life, some combination of old, skint, exhausted and so on. What may be true is that when we sense there's something a bit "off" about someone, we look less indulgently upon their blemishes - these start to carry metonymic significance, to symbolise what's otherwise hard to put into words.

 

[Corpsey]

Hitler had notoriously bad breath. Just saying.

 

[pattycakes_]

I find it hard to dismiss the idea that people's corrupted inner states might manifest in sinister comportment: teeth yellowing, wiry hairs erupting from nostrils and ears, a foetid odour emanating from the crotch. But there are perfectly lovely people who are a bit pasty, unkempt, perhaps prone to crotch-rot - no amount of the special powder seems to clear it up - and in fact that's just part of the normal condition of being a bit under the boot of life, some combination of old, skint, exhausted and so on. What may be true is that when we sense there's something a bit "off" about someone, we look less indulgently upon their blemishes - these start to carry metonymic significance, to symbolise what's otherwise hard to put into words.

Nature's inbuilt warning system. Blemishes, disfigurement, smelly. But then surely most of the aristocracy look and smell like angels. And there's all the fables of toothless beggars and one eyed farmers being a jesus type in disguise.

 

[craner]

Hitler had notoriously bad breath. Just saying.

Also, he was a vegetarian. Just saying.

 

[luka]

HE WASNT THATS A MYTH HE ATE WELSH LAMB BY THE PASTURE-FULL

 

[poetix]

I am picturing Hitler on all fours, charging around a field, gobbets of sheep intestine flying left and right

 

[poetix]

Is there a definitive verdict of history on how many testicles he had?

 

[luka]

BERLIN (Reuters) - A medical document shows that Adolf Hitler only had one testicle, German media said on Saturday, suggesting there is some truth after all to a popular British song that says the dictator had “only got one ball”.19 Dec 2015

 

[poetix]

I wonder if it was the right one or the left one or if it just hung straight down the middle

 

[luka]

i cant find any sources on that

 

[poetix]

I imagine it dead-centre, swinging left-to-right like a pendulum

 

[IdleRich]

I'm thinking with all the meth it was kinda shrivelled up and close to the body, not really dangling. Also his penis.

 

[william kent]

He had one, but it was massive and filled the entire sack like the inside of a scotch egg.

 

[woops]

I am picturing Hitler on all fours, charging around a field, gobbets of sheep intestine flying left and right

i normally keep thoughts like these to myself

 

[poetix]

i normally keep thoughts like these to myself

Such inhibitions are for ordinary folk. We bearers of the flame of k-charisma know no such restraint.

 

[woops]

against the smugocrats and the i forget the other one. against the smugocrats and the stupid-heads

 

[poetix]

breathes onto mirror, which promptly shatters

 

[Corpsey]

The Immortal Myth of Hitler’s Deformed Genitals

Stories about his damaged genitalia has existed for over 60 years

time.com

“Hitler himself is believed to have had two forms of genital abnormality: an undescended testicle and a rare condition called penile hypospadias in which the urethra opens on the under side of the penis” writes Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie in Hitler’s Last Day.

 

[poetix]

I cannot let the above remain the last post in the k-punk thread

 

[yyaldrin]

do you think there's a certain kind of britishness to hitler?