It's great when you're straight

[Benny Bunter]

I'm a fan of booze.

Just had 4 small beers in the bar and got two large cans in for later

 

[luka]

he didnt say happier. he said his stool was better.

 

[luka]

better colour, consistency and shape.

 

[luka]

the headaches are gone and my stool does actually feel better, softer, smoother.

 

[Mr. Tea]

that's why we typically only do 2 months at a time. that's around the point the novelty starts to wear off and you're in the howling desert. totally alone.

Have you tried making some friends?

 

[version]

Corpse reviewing his stools in the style of Brian Sewell.

 

[Benny Bunter]

i also have found encouraging improvements in stool quality.

This is one of the best measures of happiness though, rise from your throne, only have to wipe once

 

[luka]

Have you tried making some friends?

friends are for drinking with.

 

[yyaldrin]

i sometimes think maybe my hangovers are worse than other people, so even though yeh it's also a bit boring still to be straight. it's always better than having those hangovers which for me are more like depressions and extreme suffering.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Corpse reviewing his stools in the style of Brian Sewell.

Brian Stoo-ell.

 

[version]

i sometimes think maybe my hangovers are worse than other people, so even though yeh it's also a bit boring still to be straight. it's always better than having those hangovers which for me are more like depressions and extreme suffering.

Do you drink water before bed after drinking?

 

[luka]

also im 45. my friends are either dads or alcoholics. occassionally both.

 

[yyaldrin]

Do you drink water before bed after drinking?

i don't believe in any of that nonsense, tried everything.

 

[Murphy]

Do you drink water before bed after drinking?

He quit!

 

[version]

also im 45. my friends are either dads or alcoholics. occassionally both.

Corpsey's neither. It's ridiculous he won't meet you.

 

[version]

He'd rather stay in, sliding pins through his groin like Albert Fish, than hang with the cosmic bard.

 

[luka]

i hate him for it and ive sworn to destroy him.

Corpsey's neither. It's ridiculous he won't meet you.

 

[version]

He's probably sat in front of Master and Commander with a fleshlight clinging to his mast right now.

 

[yyaldrin]

i remember being in mexico with my brother and having one of those extreme hangovers and my brother saying "yeh it's funny i have a bit of headache too". and i asked him, huh, you normally don't have that? and according to him he would normally just feel fatigued and lazy but that's it. me, i basically need to be holed up in a room, curtains closed and trying to fall asleep again so that it's tomorrow as soon as possible. and it just feels like a waste especially being on holiday and being in a beautifully sunny country.

 

[version]

i remember being in mexico with my brother and having one of those extreme hangovers and my brother saying "yeh it's funny i have a bit of headache too". and i asked him, huh, you normally don't have that? and according to him he would normally just feel fatigued and lazy but that's it. me, i'm basically need to be holed up in a room, curtains closed and trying to fall asleep again so that it's tomorrow as soon as possible. and it just feels like a waste especially being on holiday and being in a beautifully sunny country.

Maybe you drink too much when you get drunk. Just drink slightly less?