WashYourHands

Cat Malogen
Pollen was frosting car windscreens recently, next week is looking warm and clear across the isles

Coasts you get on/off shore breezes, might clear the air, Trent valley is a smog trap and too inland for such effects

Might have to tap a few people up for a trip up to Mam Tor, maybe you can unleash Shiels’s dark psychic forces upon the city
 
Conflicted about this idea. Yes... but.

GFwv-O7WAAAnkpA
 

WashYourHands

Cat Malogen
He could’ve said denying people access to publicly funded healthcare. There, done, next

Problem with Nutt et al is in order to trial pvt access to cannabis scripts, Drug Science essentially flopped the entire scheme into a labyrinth of pvt clinics, pvt pharmacies and pvt pharmaceutical brands supporting the supply chain the whole way through. Create an evidence base = yes, create a pyramid sales scheme = no

The scheme was supposed to undercut the illicit market in price. It didn’t, it merely matched it. Farcical, eg signing up as a patient to a specific clinic restricts said patient to that clinic’s formularies in the broader spreadsheet of options available. Why? Wouldn’t a clinician want the best formulations for their patients? Ridiculous

No-one really sussed this from the start, so it’s become compartmentalised and ethics around access and price, the two main driving factors in the debate’s foundational structure, have been shitcanned. £393 a month for a flower and oil script? Who wants to pay such fees? Your mortgage gone up by 400£ a month and this on top, or folks severely ill stuck on benefits, where are they supposed to go?

All of the neuroscience “experts” who straddle brain function and specific psychedelic compounds are increasingly beholden to the pocket of the pharmaceutical industry - funding, grants, salaries, pensions, could add fleet cars too possibly. If medical cannabis has gone so awry, what the fuck will the psychedelic model look like? Boots ads halfway through?

*question marks to no-one in particular
 

pattycakes_

Can turn naughty
Coming soon from X, the everything app: Our talented scientists at Neurolink HQ have developed a way to impregnate your ayahuasca hallucinations with 20% reduced rate mortgage ads that go off every 30min. These enhanced experiences guarantee entry to our 3 day jungle retreats at very competitive rates and all inclusive access to the VIP lounge 🏝️🍹🐠
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
Coming soon from X, the everything app: Our talented scientists at Neurolink HQ have developed a way to impregnate your ayahuasca hallucinations with 20% reduced rate mortgage ads that go off every 30min. These enhanced experiences guarantee entry to our 3 day jungle retreats at very competitive rates and all inclusive access to the VIP lounge 🏝️🍹🐠
The only fantastical bit about this is the idea that Neuralink is ever going to work. But if it ever did, the rest is spot on.
 
Top