Oliver Craner

[...]

A self indulgent travelogue. It reminded me of reading my own diaries, except without the personal investment.

Is this what you think of my essays?

 

[Corpsey]

No I've never read a single paragraph of your essays. I just wanted to vent about the book somewhere, why not here?

Also I don't have a printer.

 

[Corpsey]

I only finally read some of woebot's blog cos it came out on Kindle.

 

[Corpsey]

I'm a huge craner fan, everybody knows.

But I'd be hard pressed to read a gigantic essay online if it was by Shakespeare himself.

 

[Corpsey]

What does craner do for a living?

 

[sus]

sorry craner I didn't mean to call you a nobody I'm sure you're very established I just am talking to myself, it's about me OK? not about you - me

 

[luka]

he's a monster. and you get enough of our dissensus personnas on dissensus. you should enjoy seeing our craner in evening dress.

 

[sus]

Sometimes I like to ponder the precise dimensions of my failures.

shit.

 

[sus]

Craner with eager anticipation I print your pages out onto my wood floor

 

[luka]

dont worry suspended reason you wont end up like us. you are success oriented and you take concrete steps to ensure wealth. eg. switching to prgramming/investing in TESLA

 

[luka]

we just wait folornly for the world to notice us like a puppy in a pet shop

 

[...]

No I've never read a single paragraph of your essays.

What????

 

[sus]

actually I am totally broke and trying to move to quit my job and move to the midwest, you heard it here first

 

[luka]

i told you he's a monster. he's never written anything i've written either. he just rolls around in his gilded cage wanking and eating pizza.

 

[...]

I don't like to talk about my job here because it's a job that I don't want to lose.

 

[luka]

actually I am totally broke and trying to move to quit my job and move to the midwest, you heard it here first

it was Mexico last week. and you just told us programmers would be living like aristocracy soon while the rest of us carry on 'like it's 1972'!!!

 

[luka]

i told you he's a monster. he's never written anything i've written either. he just rolls around in his gilded cage wanking and eating pizza.

rolling round gurgling like an adult baby, having hours long lesuire wanks

 

[sus]

yeah but I don't wanna work for no one

 

[sus]

when I quit I can enter my true calling as fulltime poster on Dissensus

 

[sus]

the content is gonna be real good, it will take me above Craner, Luka, even Mr Tea as most loved member