Who are you?
#CranerTheCaterpillarCraner the Caterpillar.
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I was trying to think of a suitable "Who'd win in a fight, out of..." question, but this is great."So, Oliver... Can I call you Oliver?"
"You can call me whatever you like, Joe."
"So Oliver, you versus a chimp, who wins?"
"Well, I... Uh... "
"Bull fucking shit, man! That thing will tear your fucking feet off!"
" ... "
Exactly. Totally different species of idiot altogether.I think Luka would be a good podcast host ala Rogan
Except he's not an idiot like Rogan and that might be the key ingredient.
"So, Oliver... Can I call you Oliver?"
"You can call me whatever you like, Joe."
"So Oliver, you versus a chimp, who wins?"
"Well, I... Uh... "
"Bull fucking shit, man! That thing will tear your fucking feet off!"
" ... "
he's called Jim Redgewell, that man barty is obsessed with. you can find his videos on xvideos (usually solo wanking, pissing on himself etc) and youtube (really quite disquieting music)Barty on the buttons pulling up clips of ugly old men wanking).
No one has properly taken down these bums yet, not Sokal, or Eagleton, or Anderson, or Scruton. It can't be that difficult.
That could be a tactical error though, Craner's main weapon is his brain, while the chimp is parading around triumphantly waving his trophy feet I expect Craner to be, well obviously lying on the mat in unimaginable pain, but also conjuring up a brilliant response that will utterly devastate the prematurely celebrating primate."So, Oliver... Can I call you Oliver?"
"You can call me whatever you like, Joe."
"So Oliver, you versus a chimp, who wins?"
"Well, I... Uh... "
"Bull fucking shit, man! That thing will tear your fucking feet off!"
" ... "