Ha... not all noses apparently.
A couple of weeks back I returned from a weekend in London ready to tell my girlfriend all about my adventures there... but when I got back after landing at about 1pm she was sat on the sofa with a friend really hammered, obviously been up all night. Turned out that when they left some bar at six am they were walking around Lisbon debating what to do when someone in a parked car asked them for a cigarette... flash forward ten minutes and they're in the car driving round for hours on end, smoking rock after rock with this mad Frenchman and some woman driving. All the time they were going around this couple kept saying they wanted to show them this amazing video they'd made, eventually they found it on the phone, told everyone to shut up and then cranked the volume... you've guessed it, it was a lengthy close up of the girl sucking his dick. Then they went on to another one with her doing her from behind. Then this guy goes "You'll never believe it... that was her!" and they were all "No way!" - anyway, then he starts going "Have you ever smoked crack in a sauna? How about a jacuzzi?" and so on. Took 'em hours to escape apparently. Not sure they got in much before me. I didn't really have anything better to trump that.