Brexit Day

[Murphy]

The entirety of Kent as a car and lorry park.

 

[hmg]

Singapore-on-Thames Vs Slough of Despond

 

[Mr. Tea]

The entirety of Kent as a car and lorry park.

The Farage Garage.

May have said that here before. Don't care, fucking sue me.

 

[version]

George Monbiot
@GeorgeMonbiot

This is massive, and horrific. @NFUtweets is secretly lobbying the government to allow #neonicotinoid pesticides to be reintroduced after Brexit. It tells its members: "Please refrain from sharing this on social media."

 

[version]

If it's already this bad, God knows what'll happen next year.

British food trapped in Europe as port chaos spreads

Shipping lines are refusing to release goods diverted to European ports

www.thegrocer.co.uk

 

[IdleRich]

The Farage Garage.

May have said that here before. Don't care, fucking sue me.

Built next to a very bleak house

 

[IdleRich]

Appointment for stage two of Portuguese residency application is on Friday... if only I could have had some kind of warning that this was coming I would have definitely acted sooner.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Brexit does tend to sneak up on one.

 

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Appointment for stage two of Portuguese residency application is on Friday... if only I could have had some kind of warning that this was coming I would have definitely acted sooner.

What happens in Stage 2?

 

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If I was in charge of immigration policy in a foreign country my main policy would be to ensure that Simon Reeve is never allowed in under any circumstances.

 

[IdleRich]

What happens in Stage 2?

You take the document you got in stage one along with your passport and some other stuff to a different level of provincial office, pay them 15 euros and, as of 0930 this morning I am officially a Portuguese resident. So brexit can't harm me (directly) any more thank fuck.

 

[Leo]

congrats, rich. my people welcome you with possibly hairy but open arms.

 

[IdleRich]

Thanks mate. I do feel very relieved, especially when got back to see the news about the 20 mile long lorry queue in Kent today.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Worthwhile Twitter thread, bucking the trend among bien-pensant Remainers that the ongoing catastrofuck, while it can be blamed on the sunshine, the moonlight, and the good times, must never, ever be blamed on Leave voters:

 

[luka]

@john eden Tea has just called you a peasant, a bien peasant he's called you. Are you going to let him get away with that?

 

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Ministers to treble number of foreign fruit and veg pickers to ease fears of rotting harvests caused by Brexit

Exclusive: Plan to allow in 30,000 seasonal workers a year – despite past claims that UK staff would plug the gap

www.independent.co.uk

Ministers are poised to treble the number of foreign workers allowed into the UK to pick fruit and vegetables, to ease fears of rotting harvests because of Brexit.
In a major concession to worried farmers, 30,000 temporary staff will be given permits in 2021, up from 10,000 this year, under a document circulated for an announcement due next week.

The move comes despite the Home Office dismissing warnings that stricter post-Brexit immigration rules would leave crops unpicked, insisting domestic workers would plug the gap.

 

[version]

Mad.

 

[john eden]

@john eden Tea has just called you a peasant, a bien peasant he's called you. Are you going to let him get away with that?

He hasn’t done that but the thread he has posted is very bad.

 

[Mr. Tea]

He hasn’t done that but the thread he has posted is very bad.

Ha. Thought you might say that.