Incomprehensible UK Notions of cool

[Simon silverdollarcircle]

Scratchy's endless attempts to inject his own cockney rhyming slang into grime MCing

Scratchy's ponytail

Scratchy's "eee eee" warrior charge calling card

The whole concept theory and practice of scratchy

 

[luka]

Everything on channel u ever


Where's Gemma Fox?

 

[sadmanbarty]

Do we have a higher tolerance for ugly people? Potter paper for example.

 

[luka]

Southside! That's where I'm coming from!

 

[sadmanbarty]

Southside! That's where I'm coming from!

How dare you!

 

[sadmanbarty]

Not having guns so road men are using all these antique revolvers. Embarrassing,

 

[luka]

State your name soldier!

 

[luka]

Surrounding counties they, cock back


(Surrey, Hertfordshire, Kent, Essex, Sussex)

 

[sadmanbarty]

The mc shouting out “Milton Keynes” as though they’re saying “hello Maddison square garden!!!”

 

[sadmanbarty]

“Shout out the Leicester massive!”

 

[sadmanbarty]

Not having guns so road men are using all these antique revolvers. Embarrassing,

“I don’t have a gun but I could get one”

 

[Simon silverdollarcircle]

Stormin's 'I SAW YOUR NAN..." lyrics

 

[version]

Wiley talking about taking the Penguin from your packed lunch.

 

[luka]

Stormin's 'I SAW YOUR NAN..." lyrics

What! That's actually properly cool! My favourite!

 

[luka]

In Genevas I saw your nan

 

[sadmanbarty]

All English women being grotesque, so when they’re shouting out “Stacey” or doing some sexy lyric you know it’s about some bird with a dough face, bright orange make up on and carrying the scent of pungent ghonorrea.

 

[Simon silverdollarcircle]

I love it too but we're right back in the playground innit

And playgrounds aren't cool! Kids arent cool and neither are teachers

 

[luka]

I don't think talking about penguin bars and your nan is bad I think it's when it's a school play version of an American big label big budget professional can actually sing and dance routine as a rule

 

[luka]

All English women being grotesque, so when they’re shouting out “Stacey” or doing some sexy lyric you know it’s about some bird with a dough face, bright orange make up on and carrying the scent of pungent ghonorrea.

I remember you saying all English women look like Corpsey

 

[sadmanbarty]

I remember you saying all English women look like Corpsey

:crylarf::crylarf::crylarf:

he wears it well