Wuhan Killer Sneeze (thanks Tea)
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- "the delta variant" starring arnold schwarzenegger #braille4bats and dancing!!! biscuits nuts bodies in the streets cool people with bad lungs corpsey = patient zero do you ever look at this thread and wtf get pits done haha protein printer go brrr i'm trapped please help johnson’s technique please boris die public health films for bats rodent trumpet rotting corpses sailing the sea of biscuits slick prick soggy biscuits wash hands or die trying we are the swarm wear a fucking baguette then wubonic plague wuhan got you all in check
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Scotland legalises cannabis, a green rush ensues, combination drug abuse deaths plummet, house prices in Airdrie & Dumbarton escalate massively. Sturgeon brings out a line of edibles shaped like her barnet. Brave new world. Indy Ref 2 eases in. Death of the Union, but some cunt from Edinburgh slips in a legislative act that keeps a monarch. Celtic invades Edinburgh. Rangers & Hearts Jambos set up a plot to assassinate Sturgeon while the battle rages, seeing her profiteering as treason. Hibs garrotte the entire combined hun forces at Easter Road, but Sturgeon is mortally wounded in a partially foiled last stand & dies. Kenny Dalglish’s coronation evolves out of the ashes. A welcome home call to the sons & daughters of Scottish emigres is sent out, with generous resettlement visas extended as the new republic consolidates its power & legislature. England’s northern border counties, already restless from the economic boom & civil unrest to the north, cede land, troops & resources to Alba. Yorkshire wobbles. Rioting starts in Birmingham. A secret network of Celtic supporters in London start to arm & radicalise dissenting voices sick of 40 years of Tory govt.
From little acorns......
Leo
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hardly a patch on letting thousands of people die from that pandemic, engineering a staunchly conservation court that hands done decisions that set back decades of progressive for all sorts of human rights and social issues, welcoming meddling from foreign powers in the electoral process, turning a blind eye to/passively encouraging racists gun-toting far right groups, etc.
plus, the democratic primary was over a long time before last week.
It's going to be an interesting day.
Weirdo Twitter abuzz with reports of Kim Jong Un being dead and his sister taking over; the WHO, Wuhan VI and Gates Foundation emails hacked; negative oil price.
Weirdo Twitter abuzz with reports of Kim Jong Un being dead and his sister taking over; the WHO, Wuhan VI and Gates Foundation emails hacked; negative oil price.
Mr. Tea
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Hmm, crackerjack (late of this parish) is saying on FB that the "@nhs_susan" account, while clearly fake, is just a glaringly obvious right-wing troll account and that the guy claiming it's a govt psy-ops job is himself an unreliable crank and has offered no evidence of the claims, just unnamed "sources".
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droid
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Well the dems have more than their fair share of skeletons in the closet but of course, they're hardly going to compare with the the most evil organisation in human history - but risking the lives of your supporters by repeatedly telling them to go out and vote in a (as you claim) inconsequential primary during a pandemic is a good start.
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IdleRich
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So no-one want to say anything about how senior servant Sir Simon McDonald (I think his name is) has revealed that the UK not signing up to the EU PPE thing was in fact not due to a missed email or whatever the next excuse was but was in fact "A political decision"? I mean obviously we're all staggered by that shocking revelation... not cos it's not shocking in what it means but cos we knew they had done it anyway.
There is now a kinda whispering campaign saying that Sir Simon is writing a letter to clarify that when he said "It was a political decision" a lot of people misinterpreted it as meaning that the decision that he was talking about was in fact a political one for some reason. But this letter seems to be taking a long time to materialise so maybe it's another lie to cover up the previous ones... or maybe he's dragging his feet over being ordered to undermine his own credibility, who knows?
But how the fuck do they keep getting away with this stuff?
There is now a kinda whispering campaign saying that Sir Simon is writing a letter to clarify that when he said "It was a political decision" a lot of people misinterpreted it as meaning that the decision that he was talking about was in fact a political one for some reason. But this letter seems to be taking a long time to materialise so maybe it's another lie to cover up the previous ones... or maybe he's dragging his feet over being ordered to undermine his own credibility, who knows?
But how the fuck do they keep getting away with this stuff?
Leo
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