Instant Noodles.

[luka]

You wouldnt believe how many Indian Maggi noodles videos there are. I have to be honest I don't rate Maggi noodles highly but if you put all these vegetables and cheese and mayonnaise or whatever probably it's delicious

 

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[luka]

The big new star in my corner shop is the Korean fire noodles. First time I bought them I was paralytic and didn't know what I was letting myself in for. I added chilli sauce and fresh chilli and the pain was borderline unbearable even in that state

 

[luka]

Indomie I would say is my staple favourite but you have to get the Indonesian ones not like the Nigerian ones or whatever that taste like a knorr stock cube

 

[sadmanbarty]

fuck sake. starving now looking at this thread.

 

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I was watching an ASMR clip of a woman eating a cat earlier.

 

[sadmanbarty]

a cat?

 

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[sadmanbarty]

not so hungry now

 

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The way this one cuts off is so good.

:crylarf:

 

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not so hungry now

Worked like a charm.

 

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Years ago I opened tons of tabs on my brother's PC with different YouTube clips looping at stupidly high volume and it was all screams like that, someone throwing up into a toilet and Dr. Emmett Brown from Back to the the Future going "Ronald Reagan?! The actor!?".

 

[Leo]

you're weird, version. nothing personal.

 

[muser]

That's Vietnam, they really appreciate all kinds of flesh over there.

 

[yyaldrin]

always wondered why it is popular among teenagers to eat raw instant noodles

 

[pattycakes_]

It's delicious. Some brands are much better than others though

 

[hmg]

I have something to contribute!

These are very good. I don't know if they're suitable for prison use though, I'd want to get that "REAL" CHICKEN MEAT (visible as cursed rectangles in the image below) good and hot , not merely jailhouse tap warm.

There's an intriguing smokiness with this flavour. They also do Peking Duck, which is fine, but this one's better.

The serving suggestion is good, they really do taste better when served on a square of bin liner (plus you can get at every last molecule of delicious sauce with your tongue that way).

 

[luka]

Ah, yeah I can't believe I forgot the prison angle. If you watch (I've watched a lot of them) any American prison cooking channel you will see every recipe involves noodles. Every single one.

 

[luka]