Keir Starmer

[thirdform]

 

[thirdform]

it just sounds like dissensus' favourite writer's twitter meltdown, you know?

 

[Murphy]

Open all vocaroos together

 

[Mr. Tea]

tea I know self-awareness is not your forte but have you ever paused to consider thinking about how nightmarish your signature is with a screenreader?

No, of course I haven't. It's quite funny now you mention it though. But I've had it for years - why bring it up now, in this thread, if it's been annoying you all this time? Can't you make it bypass a board sig?

 

[Mr. Tea]

*fires up Ableton*

 

[thirdform]

No, of course I haven't. It's quite funny now you mention it though. But I've had it for years - why bring it up now, in this thread, if it's been annoying you all this time? Can't you make it bypass a board sig?

of course, I can just hit tab to jump to the next hyperlink. but that requires me to use both hands. where's the efficiency in that? It's like fucking mozilla who changed their bookmarks manager key from ctrl+shift+b to ctrl+shift+o. now you can use right ctrl+right shift, but that assumes that your thumb will be where your pinky is. Morons!

 

[Mr. Tea]

of course, I can just hit tab to jump to the next hyperlink. but that requires me to use both hands. where's the efficiency in that? It's like fucking mozilla who changed their bookmarks manager key from ctrl+shift+b to ctrl+shift+o. now you can use right ctrl+right shift, but that assumes that your thumb will be where your pinky is. Morons!

Absolute bastards! Definitely add them to the list for the forthcoming Universal Thirdform Jihad.

 

[thirdform]

Absolute bastards! Definitely add them to the list for the forthcoming Universal Thirdform Jihad.

well, never doubt that I am devoted to a stringent aesthetic.

 

[DannyL]

I don't want to engage in more arguments in this most cursed of threads but Starmer does remind me of this advert, in that he permanently sounds like he has a cold:

 

[craner]

I don't want to engage in more arguments in this most cursed of threads but Starmer does remind me of this advert, in that he permanently sounds like he has a cold:

Both he and Reeves sound permanently congested. I actually think this will play a part in costing them an election or at least a big majority.

 

[Mr. Tea]

For want of a Sudafed, the kingdom was lost.

 

[DannyL]

Both he and Reeves sound permanently congested. I actually think this will play a part in costing them an election or at least a big majority.

Perhaps his plan is have a small op just before the election and his nasal clarity will storm it in the poles.

 

[craner]

Say what you like about Boris but he was always full of pep and this directly translated into votes.

 

[craner]

No one likes a sniffler.

 

[DannyL]

Say what you like about Boris but he was always full of pep and this directly translated into votes.

I wonder if the general lack of Blair like messiah vibes might hit him at some stage but it doesn't seem to be doing him any harm at the minute.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Say what you like about Boris but he was always full of pep and this directly translated into votes.

The best pep money can buy. From Bolivia.

 

[craner]

Don't underestimate the electoral impact of blocked sinuses.

 

[craner]

I really should get paid for my acute political insights.

 

[craner]

I mean, Ian Dunt does.

 

[DannyL]

I mean, Ian Dunt does.

Any strong feelings on crisps? Or comics (sorry, "graphic novels")