Dogging

[Murphy]

this is what happens when you mix Brits with wheat metaphors

 

[sus]

There's no metaphor, I meant literal fields of wheat

 

[line b]

Our equivalent is making love in nice fields of wheat.

that doesnt feel right, weve got something else surely?

 

[line b]

I had sex in a museum once, right next to the diorama

 

[ver$hy ver$h]

I had sex in a museum once, right next to the diorama

 

[line b]

the museum was still open, buddy

 

[line b]

good edit

 

[sus]

Let's hear that story.

 

[Leo]

what kind museum was that? security guards are usually all on your case if you get too close to a piece of art, how did they overlook you banging away?!

 

[Mr. Tea]

what kind museum was that? security guard are usually all on your case if you get too close to a piece of art, how did they overlook you banging away?!

Maybe he was banging a security guard?

Maybe he was a security guard?

 

[Leo]

the plot thickens.

 

[william_kent]

big in Bury apparently

Woman feels ‘unsafe’ at Ribble Valley 'dogging hotspot'

"she has witnessed several sexual acts related to dogging in the last year – all of which have been in broad daylight"

 

[catalog]

think we have found our venue for dissensus northern meetup?

this line jfc

"She said: “About a month ago, a man was pulled up at the side of the road receiving oral sex.


“It’s such a narrow road so I had no choice but to walk right past the window while he was having that done.”

 

[william_kent]

it's a strange story - she obviously knows what goes on down the isolated lane, yet continues to return there only to feel unsafe and intimidated. If she wants to 'reclaim the lane' then maybe it's better to go in force?

 

[catalog]

yeah totally. also no-one actually did anything wrong to her. like obviously she felt uneasy and that's not good, but in terms of actual "crime"? it's like the halifax slasher case from 1936 - an imagined thing as much as anything real.

 

[william_kent]

the cynical part of me thinks that maybe she was spotted, and this is all an elaborate ruse to salvage her reputation

but the good part of me thinks that people should be able to go where they please without feeling threatened..

...but if I know that I may be put in a dangerous situation then personally I just avoid the area in question

 

[catalog]

yeah, or approach it in a different way by maybe going as a group and talking to them etc.

that bit where she says she texts her husband a car reg with the message "if i'm not back in half an hour, this is the info you need" i mean what's that about

 

[ver$hy ver$h]

Ribble Valley 'dogging hotspot' reads like Joyce.

 

[Murphy]

Might have to reccy it

Discovered dogging via a poly couple. The ritual is one thing, at least 50%, preplanning and waiting for a confirmation via early dial-up. Phone, double check you’re a loose match. Arrive early, map a site quickly, spot the oddbods who had potential to not fuck off, people are animals. Couple of lines first, max your youthful physiology

In a short career, married women and poly girls with a chaperone were as game as it got. Double bagged, smile for the camera, an absolute disgrace I admit but never in a public nuisance sense. If I was at it now that would be far more tragic, but outdoors, on a hot summer night? Gay folks cruise so why not hetero?

Beats any organised swinging bs where you encounter the leather trousered crew, always featuring a shit home-style bar (serving lager and rum), or bigger events where the intimacy lol is more like a “convened” space half-club/half resort

British are perverts and it escalates up the classes. You have to push through it and grow up

 

[william_kent]