Mr. Tea

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okay i looked it up, is this an english thing in particular? i think it's depressing a bunch of ugly people disturbing the serene beauty and idyllic peace of nature.
Ahh, well the thing is, you don't do it in the serene beauty and idyllic peace of nature. You do it in a litter-strewn bit of scrap land near a motorway lay-by.

The squalidness of the venue is an inherent part of the appeal.

So Squalid Crew.


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typically reservoir car parks, a lot of them round here have to get locked at 6pm to stop the doggers


Beast of Burden
When I saw that IdleRich had posted on this thread I thought, "great, we're going to get another story about one his crazy Portuguese mates!"


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There was a TV doc a while back which was really creepy, not quite doggers but that sort of vibe, and the filmmaker put them all in animal masks to disguise them. Gave it such a weird edge.



Weird British perversion. Our equivalent is making love in nice fields of wheat. Totally different. Not the fear of being caught, but the pleasure of naturalness.